Study finds surprising number of Americans think chocolate milk comes from brown cows

WOWK 13 NEWS ^ | June 15, 2017 | Joseph Fitzwater, Assignment Editor

[Morgana]

(WCMH) – According to a recent survey, seven percent of Americans believe chocolate milk comes from brown cows.

The survey was conducted by the Innovation Center of US Dairy.

[Nifster]

Some forms of stupid can’t be fixed

I had to correct someone who was spouting off about how dairies used sour milk for chocolate milk because the chocolate covered the fact the milk was sour. Essentially saying dairies were trying to make money by selling bad product

[lee martell]

Brownsville, Texas, maybe.

[Blood of Tyrants]

A lot of liberals think that meat you get at the store doesn’t come from animals.

[Blood of Tyrants]

Lena Horne.

[beethovenfan]

Unfortunately, morons like this vote. And believe in GoreBull warming.

[Rodm]

Not to worry our Holstein cow gives polka-dot milk

[Neidermeyer]

[dr_lew]

That’s a trick question !

[DennisR]

Too obvious...grape juice. Next question, please.

[Seruzawa]

I think that someone is having them on. If someone called me with such a question I would of course agree that chocolate milk came from brown cows.

[M-cubed]

How now brown cow....

Have you any wool...

yes sir, yes sir...3 bags full..

But all the Kings horses and all the Kings men...

Couldnt put 3 pounds of shit in a 1 pound bag...

(and the moral of the story is???)

[Davy Crocket]

well Brown eggs come from Brown Chickens..

[KarlInOhio]

Chocolate milk comes from milking cacao beans, just like almond milk comes from milking almonds.

[petitfour]

How many Americans voted for Hillary? How many Bernie-bots are there?

[arthurus]

How now? Brown cows?

[Rockingham]

No, a large number of Americans like putting one over on survey makers.

[higgmeister]

How many think only bulls have horns?

[Innovative]

Those are the people who vote for Dems.

[IWontSubmit]

Milk: The new symbol of racism in Donald Trump’s America

[BlueDragon]

Specifically from brown Swiss cows. And when you churn their milk you get Swiss chocolate candy bars.

The Swiss are sneaky that way. Will not allow foreigners to become citizens. It's one of the ways they keep their secrets.

Don't ask how the hazelnuts, and the almonds get in there. You don't want to know...

I've been sworn to secrecy (would have to kill -- you know the drill? -- and how serious those Swiss can be).

and it would crash sales world-wide if the secret got out. So don't tell anybody I said anything. This is just between us. You know how serious they are about such things? Sneakily serious. That's how serious. And how they keep their secrets. By being sneaky about them, and their world-renowned chocolate brown Swiss dairy cows that churn out the milk chocolate (with hazelnuts -- don't get me started about the hazelnuts. You don't want to know...)