[PROCON]

The study goes to great lengths to state that the link is only an association and that more study is needed.

Our tax dollars at work.

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

Easy to get confused, everybody eats French Fries and Everybody Dies.

Just any FYI, it’s the Heinz Ketchup killing everyone.

[smokingfrog]

If you eat French fries, you’ll eventually die.

[I want the USA back]

These “studies” are invalid. They do not consider all the variables. They deliberately choose a few variables to consider.

The media grabs the “study” and turns it into doctor’s orders.

[Ken H]

What doesn’t? (sheesh!)

[CaptainAmiigaf]

Reading of stupid studies may well lead to an early death.
What were the ages of the deceased? General health? Heart? What else did they eat? Smokers?
Any group of people that eat ANYTHING will produce a death statistic.
Also, how much of the problem is the simple result of OVEREATING? Even overdoing what is rated as good for you can cause problems.

[FatherofFive]

Nobody who has eaten a Unicorn with a side of French Fries has ever died.

[Jolla]

I have no study, but, if you live a long time you get closer and closer to death, even if you are super healthy, you will die.

[freedumb2003]

More studies showed that living increases the probability of death to an astounding 100%!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BipolarBob]

Of the 4,400 people tested over eight years, 236 passed away.

It wasn't the french fries, it was the testing that did them in.

[SkyDancer]

I knew the French had it in for us.

[GOPJ]

ANY food connected to inner city black citizens will correlate with ‘not healthy’.

[Red Badger]

[davius]

I seem to remember reading that everyone who ate pickles in the 1830’s is dead today. I thought cucumbers were a healthy food.

[MIchaelTArchangel]

Yeah, a few years ago, I almost choked to death on one while laughing at a joke. Maybe we should ban humor, too.

[Paladin2]

Darn Frogs...

[Ray76]

Are they real french fries or the crisco sticks the fast food joints churn out?

[Arm_Bears]

I have it on excellent authority that every person born in 1832 and subsequently ate carrots is dead at the present time.

[WKUHilltopper]

“Study says french fries may lead to higher risk of death”

I’m sure those Rainbow Fries McDonald’s have just started offering lead to higher risk of death. Demographics will show STDs will lead the way.

[M Kehoe]

Mayonnaise and French ‘s mustard.
Separately of course.

Incoming!

5.56mm

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