Posted on 02/08/2017 1:41:18 PM PST by nickcarraway
This thread needs more pictues.
Liberals need bedpans, not bed warmers.
Whatever happened to the old reliable electric blanket on a timer?
Gee, my wife gets that from me for FREE.
Nope. not buying it.
If you want a bedwarmer for life, get married. Mine is still working after 44 years. We took out a lifetime guaranty when we got married. Met 45 years ago this week.
All was fine until she started eating crackers in my bed.
That’s when I kicked her out.
WTF!!??!
Genius.
She’s a bed warmer? Just seems a nicer way of phrasing what I think she’s really doing.
King David’s bedwarmer....
1 Kings 1:1-4
[1] Now king David was old and stricken in years; and they covered him with clothes, but he gat no heat.
[2] Wherefore his servants said unto him, Let there be sought for my lord the king a young virgin: and let her stand before the king, and let her cherish him, and let her lie in thy bosom, that my lord the king may get heat.
[3] So they sought for a fair damsel throughout all the coasts of Israel, and found Abishag a Shunammite, and brought her to the king.
[4] And the damsel was very fair, and cherished the king, and ministered to him: but the king knew her not.
Congrats
I bought my newest hot water bottle from Boots in London last year...It only cost me 4 pounds...about $5...
The only problem is women tend to get mad at you, if you use the dutch oven method of warming the bed.
Replace your flannel sheets with fleece sheets. Warm to the touch the instant you make contact. Done.
Is she cheaper than professional bed wetter Sarah Silverman?
I didn’t think bedwarmers for hire are new. In fact, I thought it was the world’s oldest profession.
Well done and may God bless you both. The missus and I met 30 years ago this August, and are headed for our 28th anniversary in three weeks.
Still the best bed-warmer God ever created!
No that $65 is only the bed cover charge...the frills are extra...
That’s capitalism for you.
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