[BenLurkin]

[faithhopecharity]

not all human beings have evolved from that disgusting creature. i had a boss.....

[pepsi_junkie]

This week a team of paleontologists described a new link in the chain of human evolution — and it isn’t pretty. With its “bag-like body,” “prominent mouth” and no anus (it likely excreted waste from openings by its mouth)

So it's an early ancestor of mainstream reporters?

[seastay]

But we are even more disgusting now , how could that be evolution ?

[Freedom_Is_Not_Free]

Complete BS. Nobody can point to X 500 million years ago to Y today.

It is complete BS. I have had this argument who defend the THEORY of evolution as if it is fact, and nobody can ever answer any of my questions. They blow it off.

I have asked every one of them, what species did the horse evolve from. Every time, they will go on to list several species of smaller and smaller horse-like mammals as they trace back in time. I let them blow their wad and then ask, yes, but what species evolved into the very first small horse-like mammal. Trace me a line from amoeba to fish to amphibian to that small horse-like creature.

Nope, no can do. Not a single scientist on the planet has ever published a factual list of species from fish to amphibian to small-horse like creature. The smallest “horse” is just given as a starting point and it is ASSUMED that it evolved from something else.

Fine, PROVE IT. Because absent that proof, you can assume it evolved from some amphibian or you can assume God made a small horse-like creature from whole cloth, and it simply evolved into the modern large horse.

So don’t give me any bull___t that anybody KNOWS what is in the human family tree 500 million years ago. Nobody knows, and for all we know maybe we did start off with Adam and Eve.

FAKE NEWS. Scientists should never treat their theories as if they are fact. They are not.

[Bigtigermike]

It takes as much faith and probably even more that humans came from some amoeba by nature selection, trial and error all by itself by some mind boggling mathematical probability than just that at the least a creator created man and everything else at a certain point in what we call time

[supremedoctrine]

Saccorhytus was actually what was used to make Chesterfield cigarettes in 1967 “a silly little millimeter longer”

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

My ex-wife?

[IWontSubmit]

Your oldest ancestor was a progressive.

[cssGA30005]

more crap coming out of evolution/darwinian b.s.

[jacknhoo]

Fake Science.

[Secret Agent Man]

Yeah and the Christians are the crazy ones. /s

[blackdog]

The excrement thru mouth links it to about 40% of modern Americans.

[Impy]

. With its “bag-like body,” “prominent mouth” and no anus (it likely excreted waste from openings by its mouth

I see the resemblance.

[spirited irish]

The evolutionary imagination in a fit of ecstatic stupidity.

[JoeProBono]

[rawcatslyentist]

I've reached the conclusion that they evolved from slime.

We however were created.

Explains a lot.

[Zeppo]

With its “bag-like body,” “prominent mouth” and no anus (it likely excreted waste from openings by its mouth, almost like primitive gills)...

That certainly helps to explain Michael Moore...

[FES0844]

Nonsense.

[jsanders2001]

I’m laying bets this is fiction and another leftist creation to support their “evolution” theory and kick God to the curb. No anus? Rightttt....