[pepsi_junkie]

This week a team of paleontologists described a new link in the chain of human evolution — and it isn’t pretty. With its “bag-like body,” “prominent mouth” and no anus (it likely excreted waste from openings by its mouth)

So it's an early ancestor of mainstream reporters?

[Trillian]

[crazy scenario]

" This week a team of paleontologists described a new link in the chain of human evolution — and it isn’t pretty. With its “bag-like body,” “prominent mouth” and no anus (it likely excreted waste from openings by its mouth)

So it's an early ancestor of mainstream reporters? 

mainstream reporters.....close, but more like Juan McStain