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Pet snake gets stuck in woman's stretched earlobe
FoxNews.com ^ | Published February 01, 2017

Posted on 02/01/2017 7:08:14 AM PST by BenLurkin

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To: BenLurkin

I hate it when that happens.


41 posted on 02/01/2017 7:54:51 AM PST by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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To: BenLurkin
Emergency room nurse says:

"Oh, heck no honey. We don't do snakes. You're gonna have to go to your veterinarian to solve that little problem."

42 posted on 02/01/2017 7:55:08 AM PST by moovova
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To: BenLurkin

Yes, Ashley.. your snake “decided” to get stuck in your earlobe.


43 posted on 02/01/2017 7:56:36 AM PST by Celerity
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To: BenLurkin

I did.....Didn’t think I’d get past you, though. LOL


44 posted on 02/01/2017 8:02:29 AM PST by Puppage (You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
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To: Mathews

https://www.amazon.com/DYKEM-80396-Layout-Fluid-Steel/dp/B01MT54G11


45 posted on 02/01/2017 8:03:14 AM PST by headstamp 2 (Fear is the mind killer.)
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To: BenLurkin

What an IDIOT. On so many levels.


46 posted on 02/01/2017 8:04:22 AM PST by Jaded (Pope Francis? Not really a fan... miss the last guy who recognized how Islam spread... the sword.ag)
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To: BenLurkin

I’d be willing to bet that she’s head coffee maker at a Star-lotsa-bucks in East Loserville.


47 posted on 02/01/2017 8:08:23 AM PST by ssaftler (January 20, 2017: Morning in America)
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To: Puppage

Looks like the tat reads “This too shall pass”


48 posted on 02/01/2017 8:08:28 AM PST by Trumpocrat (Yeah, 15th post)
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To: BenLurkin

Great moments in the history of the body modification movement, LOL.

I’m thinking of a particular niece of mine, who has gauged out her earlobes.


49 posted on 02/01/2017 8:11:54 AM PST by Pearls Before Swine
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To: BenLurkin

And I thought having a snake knotted in my bra straps was bad.


50 posted on 02/01/2017 8:12:07 AM PST by Tax-chick ("The feelings business is very profitable, and the thinkings business is not.")
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To: Polyxene
Good thing it happened today when it was in her ear and not yesterday when it was in her rear.
51 posted on 02/01/2017 8:12:34 AM PST by peeps36 (Obama = the skidmark on America's underwear.)
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To: BenLurkin

It’s very likely that snake started at her left ear. Had clear sailing in through her head - across her empty brain - and exited through her right ear. Where it then ran into difficulty as it got stuck in that earlobe hole.


52 posted on 02/01/2017 8:16:31 AM PST by Responsibility2nd (It's Donald Trump's America and we're just living in it.)
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To: Carthego delenda est

Was its last meal a gerbil named Richard?


53 posted on 02/01/2017 8:20:18 AM PST by bgill (From the CDC site, "We don't know how people are infected with Ebola")
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To: ssaftler
I’d be willing to bet that she’s head coffee maker at a Star-lotsa-bucks in East Loserville.

And hasn't washed her hands in a week.

54 posted on 02/01/2017 8:24:45 AM PST by bgill (From the CDC site, "We don't know how people are infected with Ebola")
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To: Ditter

“”””OMG! I was hoping for a picture.......but now I am sorry.””””

LOL! Same here!


55 posted on 02/01/2017 8:34:26 AM PST by Exit148 ((Loose Chnge Club founder) Put yours aside for the next Freepathon!)
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To: Clay Moore; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Poor dumb animal. (The snake ain't that bright either.)


56 posted on 02/01/2017 8:38:36 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (My music: http://hopalongginsberg.com/ | Facebook: Hopalong Ginsberg)
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To: Pearls Before Swine

“Great moments in the history of the body modification movement, LOL”

Quite a few years ago I was working in a temporary free clinic near the Oregon coast. A guy came in with a horrible staph infection in one of his earlobes, inflamed many times the normal size and oozing puss. It was obvious that the infection had been caused by some sort of piercing. When I asked him what he’d been sticking through his ear, he reached into his pocket and pulled out a chicken leg bone that clearly had come from a prior meal of his. After cleaning up his infection and explaining the importance of making sure to take the full course of antibiotics, he asked if it was alright to put the chicken leg back into his ear!!!


57 posted on 02/01/2017 8:48:15 AM PST by Carthego delenda est
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To: Tax-chick
And I thought having a snake knotted in my bra straps was bad.

A joke or just something you can laugh about now?

58 posted on 02/01/2017 8:48:58 AM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Not a Romantic, not a hero worshiper and stop trying to tug my heartstrings. It tickles! (pink bow))
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To: Carthego delenda est

You need to put in a picture of Ron White & his famous quote, “You Can’t Fix Stupid!”


59 posted on 02/01/2017 8:53:15 AM PST by Reily
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To: Slings and Arrows
Well, at least it was in her ear hole. I've heard a lot of really nauseating ER stories. I wonder if she's the third person in this post.
60 posted on 02/01/2017 9:05:44 AM PST by Trillian
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