Posted on 02/01/2017 7:08:14 AM PST by BenLurkin
Ii posit that the prevalence of tattoos is a marker of the downward trend of our society, specifically the metric called “listening to your parents”.
I swear that’s the dude from the 80s band Dead or Alive.
Our chameleon didn’t get out of her cage much, and my hair is too short for snake-tangles.
Two shots of peppermint schnapps and a Budweiser Straw-Ber-Rita beer will do some weird things to people.
Can’t be. His hair was a whole lot better.
Omigawd, that link got me tearing up w/ laughter! Thank you so much for posting.
You’re very welcome. It’s kind of old, but it’s a classic.
This is another classic:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ty6JPyr2XZ0
It also isn’t safe.
Thank you, another classic indeed!
At a previous home, I often had to run a gauntlet of deer to get to work. I hit one, or it hit me, on 2 separate occasions. My best friend’s mother extracted a promise that next time I load up the carcass in my pickup & bring the venison to her.
Luckily I moved away before having to test her temper at being wakened at dark-thirty to strip a fresh carcass - I worked 3rd shift then. That tiny little Venezuelan lady had a notoriously evil streak for untimely wake-ups. Could throw a bedroom slipper accurately & hard enough to leave marks. I sure do miss her.
Please delete me from your ping list
Please delete me from all posts having to do with snakes getting stuck in somebody’s ear.
Oh, come on now.
How *often* could this possibly happen?
:D
FWIW, after she barraged every reptile group on earth with her “mishap”, the attention whore is currently getting more “attention” than she ever wanted.
No one is buying it, now and they’re not being at all kind, in their replies.
Persona non grata, maxima.
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