How it ends:
Posted on 02/01/2017 7:08:14 AM PST by BenLurkin
Glawe said the Ball Python snake, named Bart, was too big to fit all the way through her lobe, and she was unable to extract it on her own. Glawe further explained that she wears gages in her earlobes but had taken them out.
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A friend informed concerned commenters that doctors at Portland Adventist Hospital made a slight cut in Glawe’s ear and used Vaseline while further stretching the lobe with a plastic tool so that the snake could wiggle out. Glawe told another commenter that her ear was numbed before the procedure and that the experience hurt “a little,” but Bart was unharmed.
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The replies were hilarious. The main reason to go on posts like that. Check #77 for the actual article.
Thanks! Wow, is she a keeper, or what?
I had 9 years (1st through 9th) of Catholic education and don’t recall one time anyone being physically punished by Nuns. They were experts at humiliation however. :)
How it ends:
AACK!!! Lol!
I got this treatment at a kid from a Swis headmaster at an International School in Yokohama.
It was an accident. First she was around my arm, which was fine, and then she slithered up my sleeve, which tickled, and then she wound around until getting her off was quite a challenge.
Friendly snaky.
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Either one!
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That balding thing is a ‘girl?’
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She needs a matching snake for the other ear.
Play weird games, get weird prizes.
DANG!
Pressing that button is futile. What is seen cannot be unseen.
She will lose her job at FiveBucks to an Islamic refugee.
I’m guessing 80 percent.
Or at least it seems that way sometimes.
You’re right. But it’s a “feel good” placebo button. LOL.
A new scary thought is this will become a trendy fashion with this truly clueless lot who are so proud to be unique and different because they are all tatted up. I laugh because I am the one who is unique as I have ZERO tats.
It will be cruelty snakes!
They have standards!
Damn. I miss all the good threads.
Well, nothing jacks up my libido like a little knife-foreplay.
o.O
Ya gotta love ‘em.
;)
Just to be perverse, my larger Boas seem to aim for the spot where my Scunchi holds my bun outta the way.
They poke their snoots through and then it’s a mad race to get the Scunchi off before they’re hopelessly entangled.
Usually, they’ll find the one rats-nest in my tresses and make a point to play Gordian Knot with it.
I have never, however, sought medical help or made a trip to the ER.
I *have* hands.
;D
Probably worse than that is the Chameleon.
She likes to perch on my shoulder or head and my gosh, does she ever have a fierce little death grip to her.
Sometimes, I have to just dangle “her” hank of hair inside her house until she gets bored and walks off onto a branch.
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