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Pet snake gets stuck in woman's stretched earlobe
FoxNews.com ^ | Published February 01, 2017

Posted on 02/01/2017 7:08:14 AM PST by BenLurkin

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To: fieldmarshaldj

This has been going round for a week on my forums.

Few are buying the story

Beeps don’t move fast enough to “zip through” unawares, like she claims.

A stupid stunt for “cute” hits gone wrong, IMO.


61 posted on 02/01/2017 9:21:15 AM PST by Salamander (We're pain, we're steel, a plot of knives...)
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To: Carthego delenda est

Most of us see the fattest place was already through.

This makes no sense.


62 posted on 02/01/2017 9:22:36 AM PST by Salamander (We're pain, we're steel, a plot of knives...)
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To: BenLurkin

What percentage of girls under 35 have six or more tats and sleeves

I’m guessing 20%

Usually a socio economic thing but not always

See Miley Cyrus mom


63 posted on 02/01/2017 9:25:12 AM PST by wardaddy (trump is a great tourniquet but that's all folks.......)
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To: Salamander

Ageeed she put that fella there and couldn’t get him out

Hell just slice that ear lobe and don’t hurt the snake

Ain’t snake fault


64 posted on 02/01/2017 9:27:24 AM PST by wardaddy (trump is a great tourniquet but that's all folks.......)
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To: Salamander
"Most of us see the fattest place was already through."

Maybe she fed it.

65 posted on 02/01/2017 9:43:15 AM PST by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: bgill

“Was its last meal a gerbil named Richard?”

Raggut.

ARMAGEDDON!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTrOb8zyrZk

Not safe for work, children, or small rodents.


66 posted on 02/01/2017 9:43:36 AM PST by PLMerite
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To: BenLurkin
Thank heavens, this story and the potential threesome with the dog park lady, I'm finally finishing all the case of popcorn from the inauguration!

Time to head to the store for more. Might actually live dangerously and get some Carmel corn!

67 posted on 02/01/2017 9:44:39 AM PST by zerosix ( Native Sunflower)
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To: Salamander

“Most of us see the fattest place was already through”

Thanks for clarifying. I’ve only seen the pic on a tiny screen.


68 posted on 02/01/2017 9:47:16 AM PST by Carthego delenda est
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To: Slings and Arrows

And the poor snake, too.


69 posted on 02/01/2017 10:07:37 AM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: wardaddy

My suspicion as well.

Stupid git.


70 posted on 02/01/2017 10:20:15 AM PST by Salamander (We're pain, we're steel, a plot of knives...)
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To: shibumi

Snakes are very collapsible.

He coulda made it.


71 posted on 02/01/2017 10:21:00 AM PST by Salamander (We're pain, we're steel, a plot of knives...)
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To: Tax-chick

Seven foot boa who likes to get tangled in 30 inches of hair..

Ouch.


72 posted on 02/01/2017 10:23:08 AM PST by Salamander (We're pain, we're steel, a plot of knives...)
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To: Salamander; wardaddy
Starts with a silly little earlobe,
and before you know it ...


73 posted on 02/01/2017 10:31:55 AM PST by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: Trillian

We’ll never know.

Thread is gone.


74 posted on 02/01/2017 10:34:53 AM PST by Salamander (We're pain, we're steel, a plot of knives...)
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To: Celerity

Snakes are known for their devious decisiveness.


75 posted on 02/01/2017 10:36:02 AM PST by Salamander (We're pain, we're steel, a plot of knives...)
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To: shibumi

I would totally wear that...

;)


76 posted on 02/01/2017 10:37:19 AM PST by Salamander (We're pain, we're steel, a plot of knives...)
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To: Salamander
Here you go.
77 posted on 02/01/2017 10:45:42 AM PST by Trillian
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To: Trillian

Thread pulled. :( Must’ve been a good one.


78 posted on 02/01/2017 10:48:27 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (My music: http://hopalongginsberg.com/ | Facebook: Hopalong Ginsberg)
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To: Salamander

I believe it. In retrospect, I shouldn’t have slandered the snake.


79 posted on 02/01/2017 10:49:33 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (My music: http://hopalongginsberg.com/ | Facebook: Hopalong Ginsberg)
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To: BenLurkin

Indeed.


80 posted on 02/01/2017 10:50:29 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (My music: http://hopalongginsberg.com/ | Facebook: Hopalong Ginsberg)
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