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Description and Primary Mission of The USS Obama
Free Republic ^ | 8 January 2017 | Windy

Posted on 01/08/2017 11:45:46 AM PST by Windflier

Describe the USS Obama.

Describe its primary mission.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Military/Veterans
KEYWORDS: freepun; garbagescow; obama
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To: cloudmountain
You FORGOT the "bending over" exercise.

Well, the USS Obama does have a curious habit of backing into port. Especially if there are large gunships anchored nearby.

41 posted on 01/08/2017 12:45:07 PM PST by Windflier (Pitchforks and torches ripen on the vine. Left too long, they become black rifles.)
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To: Windflier

It would.

I can’t imagine an American vessel being named after this guy.

He probably wouldn’t want it, since without him around it might actually kill a bad guy.


42 posted on 01/08/2017 12:47:29 PM PST by dp0622 (The only thing an upper crust conservative hates more than a liberal is a middle class conservative)
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To: Windflier
Well, the USS Obama does have a curious habit of backing into port. Especially if there are large gunships anchored nearby.

HAHAHA! You are SO bad.
:o)

43 posted on 01/08/2017 12:49:37 PM PST by cloudmountain
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To: cloudmountain

44 posted on 01/08/2017 12:50:45 PM PST by Fiddlstix (Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: dp0622
I can’t imagine an American vessel being named after this guy. He probably wouldn’t want it...

Agreed. Despite his oversized ego, I think he'd be repelled by seeing his name on a U.S. warship. He hates the military.

45 posted on 01/08/2017 12:52:24 PM PST by Windflier (Pitchforks and torches ripen on the vine. Left too long, they become black rifles.)
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To: Fiddlstix
You're welcome.
WHAT a FABulous graphic!
46 posted on 01/08/2017 12:52:32 PM PST by cloudmountain
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To: Windflier
 photo aircraft-carrier-with-golf-course.jpg

-PJ

47 posted on 01/08/2017 12:54:50 PM PST by Political Junkie Too (If you are the Posterity of We the People, then you are a Natural Born Citizen.)
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To: Windflier

assign all the lbtqxyz and muslims on it. Just don’t put an engine in it and anchor it in the middle of the sea.


48 posted on 01/08/2017 12:55:57 PM PST by Leep (Stronger without her!)
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To: Windflier

Garbage scow?


49 posted on 01/08/2017 1:00:01 PM PST by Dalberg-Acton
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To: Windflier

Offshore golf course.


50 posted on 01/08/2017 1:00:24 PM PST by broken_arrow1 (I regret that I have but one life to give for my country - Nathan Hale "Patriot")
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To: cloudmountain

Hee hee...


51 posted on 01/08/2017 1:02:24 PM PST by Windflier (Pitchforks and torches ripen on the vine. Left too long, they become black rifles.)
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To: Political Junkie Too

Perfect!


52 posted on 01/08/2017 1:03:55 PM PST by Windflier (Pitchforks and torches ripen on the vine. Left too long, they become black rifles.)
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To: Windflier

Garbage scow?

Torpedoes friendly ships in the stern.

No shipyard has any record of it ever being built.


53 posted on 01/08/2017 1:31:54 PM PST by 2CAVTrooper (Democrats... BETRAYING America since 1828.)
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To: Windflier
In sea trials, the USS Obama has been found vulnerable to the so-called "selfie-attack". Holding a shiny mirror up to the USS Obama causes the ship to immediately move toward the mirror. The ship no longer response to helm controls.


54 posted on 01/08/2017 1:39:17 PM PST by Flick Lives (Les Deplorables Triumphant)
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To: Jimmy The Snake

Bringing down obozo would only require a .177 pellet - fired from a CO2 pistol


55 posted on 01/08/2017 1:40:07 PM PST by dontBSme
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To: Windflier

It’s a toilet bowl solids sweeper.


56 posted on 01/08/2017 1:40:26 PM PST by Paladin2 (No spellcheck. It's too much work to undo the auto wrong word substitution on mobile devices.)
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To: Windflier

Scum sucker


57 posted on 01/08/2017 1:42:09 PM PST by Doogle (( USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated)))
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To: 2CAVTrooper
No shipyard has any record of it ever being built.

GMTA!

58 posted on 01/08/2017 1:58:10 PM PST by Windflier (Pitchforks and torches ripen on the vine. Left too long, they become black rifles.)
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To: mountn man

Exactly!

We WERE listing terribly to the left, but are getting right-side-up again.


59 posted on 01/08/2017 2:03:56 PM PST by abclily
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To: Windflier

Difficult to navigate. Rudder can only turn to port (left, that is).


60 posted on 01/08/2017 2:09:54 PM PST by Campion (Halten Sie sich unbedingt an die Lehre!)
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