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Description and Primary Mission of The USS Obama
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| 8 January 2017
| Windy
Posted on 01/08/2017 11:45:46 AM PST by Windflier
Describe the USS Obama.
Describe its primary mission.
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Military/Veterans
KEYWORDS: freepun; garbagescow; obama
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To: cloudmountain
You FORGOT the "bending over" exercise. Well, the USS Obama does have a curious habit of backing into port. Especially if there are large gunships anchored nearby.
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posted on
01/08/2017 12:45:07 PM PST
by
Windflier
(Pitchforks and torches ripen on the vine. Left too long, they become black rifles.)
To: Windflier
It would.
I can’t imagine an American vessel being named after this guy.
He probably wouldn’t want it, since without him around it might actually kill a bad guy.
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posted on
01/08/2017 12:47:29 PM PST
by
dp0622
(The only thing an upper crust conservative hates more than a liberal is a middle class conservative)
To: Windflier
Well, the USS Obama does have a curious habit of backing into port. Especially if there are large gunships anchored nearby.HAHAHA! You are SO bad.
:o)
To: cloudmountain
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posted on
01/08/2017 12:50:45 PM PST
by
Fiddlstix
(Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
To: dp0622
I can’t imagine an American vessel being named after this guy. He probably wouldn’t want it... Agreed. Despite his oversized ego, I think he'd be repelled by seeing his name on a U.S. warship. He hates the military.
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posted on
01/08/2017 12:52:24 PM PST
by
Windflier
(Pitchforks and torches ripen on the vine. Left too long, they become black rifles.)
To: Fiddlstix
You're welcome.
WHAT a FABulous graphic!
To: Windflier
-PJ
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posted on
01/08/2017 12:54:50 PM PST
by
Political Junkie Too
(If you are the Posterity of We the People, then you are a Natural Born Citizen.)
To: Windflier
assign all the lbtqxyz and muslims on it. Just don’t put an engine in it and anchor it in the middle of the sea.
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posted on
01/08/2017 12:55:57 PM PST
by
Leep
(Stronger without her!)
To: Windflier
To: Windflier
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posted on
01/08/2017 1:00:24 PM PST
by
broken_arrow1
(I regret that I have but one life to give for my country - Nathan Hale "Patriot")
To: cloudmountain
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posted on
01/08/2017 1:02:24 PM PST
by
Windflier
(Pitchforks and torches ripen on the vine. Left too long, they become black rifles.)
To: Political Junkie Too
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posted on
01/08/2017 1:03:55 PM PST
by
Windflier
(Pitchforks and torches ripen on the vine. Left too long, they become black rifles.)
To: Windflier
Garbage scow?
Torpedoes friendly ships in the stern.
No shipyard has any record of it ever being built.
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posted on
01/08/2017 1:31:54 PM PST
by
2CAVTrooper
(Democrats... BETRAYING America since 1828.)
To: Windflier
In sea trials, the USS Obama has been found vulnerable to the so-called "selfie-attack". Holding a shiny mirror up to the USS Obama causes the ship to immediately move toward the mirror. The ship no longer response to helm controls.
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posted on
01/08/2017 1:39:17 PM PST
by
Flick Lives
(Les Deplorables Triumphant)
To: Jimmy The Snake
Bringing down obozo would only require a .177 pellet - fired from a CO2 pistol
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posted on
01/08/2017 1:40:07 PM PST
by
dontBSme
To: Windflier
It’s a toilet bowl solids sweeper.
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posted on
01/08/2017 1:40:26 PM PST
by
Paladin2
(No spellcheck. It's too much work to undo the auto wrong word substitution on mobile devices.)
To: Windflier
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posted on
01/08/2017 1:42:09 PM PST
by
Doogle
(( USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated)))
To: 2CAVTrooper
No shipyard has any record of it ever being built. GMTA!
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posted on
01/08/2017 1:58:10 PM PST
by
Windflier
(Pitchforks and torches ripen on the vine. Left too long, they become black rifles.)
To: mountn man
Exactly!
We WERE listing terribly to the left, but are getting right-side-up again.
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posted on
01/08/2017 2:03:56 PM PST
by
abclily
To: Windflier
Difficult to navigate. Rudder can only turn to port (left, that is).
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posted on
01/08/2017 2:09:54 PM PST
by
Campion
(Halten Sie sich unbedingt an die Lehre!)
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