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SC Justice Sotomayor Expresses Regret (Satire)
10/20/16 | RetiredTexasVet

Posted on 10/20/2016 6:12:51 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet

Today, in an exclusive interview with Alt-Right investigative reporters, Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor expressed her regret about the baseball bat statement concerning deceased SC Justice Antonin Scalia.

She expressed regret that the Obama Administration had taken him out before she could get to him with her favorite custom made "Raptor" baseball bat. She had dreamt of the day she would catch him alone behind the Supreme Court where she would kneecap him first and then use Raptor to deliver the final killing blows when he begged for mercy.

She stated that she had a visceral hate for him because he always redlined and spell corrected her opinions when passed around between the justices before release.

She never claimed to be a fake Indian of the Red Herring Tribe like Elizabeth Warren, but claimed her minority priority status honestly; however because of the minority status and English not being her native language, she felt slighted by the other justices, especially by Scalia and that uppity black Thomas.

Ginsburg and Kagan were never much help because they would get a boxes of wine and hide out in Ginsburg's office for weeks at a time leaving her to deal with Thomas and Scalia.

Well, that uppity black Thomas is still roaming the halls she said as she stroked Raptor.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: sarcasm; satire; scorn; scotus

1 posted on 10/20/2016 6:12:51 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
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To: RetiredTexasVet

The scum has taken over the country....heaven help us.


2 posted on 10/20/2016 6:18:55 PM PDT by blam (Jeff Sessions For President)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

You only regret that your comment was made public, cleaning woman.


3 posted on 10/20/2016 6:23:32 PM PDT by who knows what evil? (Yehovah saved more animals than people on the ark...www.siameserescue.com)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Feh!, Who cares about the Wide Latina.


4 posted on 10/20/2016 6:30:18 PM PDT by Paladin2 (auto spelchk? BWAhaha2haaa.....I aint't likely fixin' nuttin'. Blame it on the Bossa Nova...)
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To: who knows what evil?

What comment? About the great Scalia??

I’ll take a conservative Italian over a liberal ignorant #### any day!


5 posted on 10/20/2016 6:33:47 PM PDT by dp0622 (IThe only thing an upper crust conservative hates more than a liberal is a middle class conservative)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Just like Obama will never be a legitimate president in my opinion. Sotomayor will never be a legitimate SC justice either. All because the republicans couldn’t be bothered to do their duties.


6 posted on 10/20/2016 6:36:08 PM PDT by Bullish (The fly on Hillary's forehead knows)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

The comment alone should ave warranted an Impeachment Hearing the next day.


7 posted on 10/20/2016 6:45:00 PM PDT by eyeamok (destruction of government records.)
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To: eyeamok

What comment, exactly? This were 300 words in this post. Guess I have not heard what she said, but it could not have been all this.


8 posted on 10/20/2016 8:40:04 PM PDT by RitaOK (Viva Christo Rey! Public Education is the farm team for more Marxists coming,... infinitum.)
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To: RitaOK; eyeamok

Oh, sorry. I see now that it was marked SATIRE.


9 posted on 10/20/2016 8:41:41 PM PDT by RitaOK (Viva Christo Rey! Public Education is the farm team for more Marxists coming,... infinitum.)
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To: dp0622
What comment? About the great Scalia??

Exactly. The only time progressive scrubwomen like Sotomayor regret anything is when they get caught...she will never be fit to shine Scalia's shoes. 'Wise Latina', my ass.

10 posted on 10/21/2016 2:43:35 AM PDT by who knows what evil? (Yehovah saved more animals than people on the ark...www.siameserescue.com)
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