[dayglored]

A little late for April Fool's Day, this might just be real...

[dayglored]

WTF? ... PING!

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[dayglored]

I suppose this is TechPing-worthy...

[Greetings_Puny_Humans]

The GOP and most of the “conservative” establishment really need access to this technology. I doubt any of their wives would be faithful. Who could blame them? These bow-tie freaks and their weird baby faces.

[teletech]

Paging Mrs Cruz.

[bigbob]

And for an extra $1000 they will install it in your bedroom when your spouse isn’t home.

[Ken H]

Sounds like a credit monitoring service. ‘We have detected no suspicious activity in the last 30 days.’

[martin_fierro]

I dunno about that, but my mattress is cued to play some bow-chicka-wow-wow music

[ClearCase_guy]

“My wife likes to talk to me after sex. She usually calls collect.” — Rodney Dangerfield

[Huskrrrr]

Trust, but verify?

[dfwgator]

[tacticalogic]

Might be fun to figure out how to hack them, and make them start going off about every 15 minutes.

[dr_lew]

I feel a song coming on.

[Trillian]

I’d be getting pinged constantly.. I have a bunch of over active little bed jumpers.

[Redcitizen]

So far the pillow doesn’t record conversation. Yet.

[ghosthost]

somebody’s gonna get shot

[teletech]

Gives new meaning to the phrase “plugged in”.

[dayglored]

Your NAPL probably needs this one...

[AndyTheBear]

What happens if the kids jump on the bed?

[The Duke]

Ic I buy the matress can I get a discount on their kitchen counter product?

[Daffynition]