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The Death Star Is A Stupid Idea. Please Stop Making Movies About It
The Federalist ^ | April 8, 2016 | David Harsanyi

Posted on 04/09/2016 5:54:40 AM PDT by C19fan

“Great shot, kid! That was one in a million!” Han Solo famously tells Luke Skywalker after the latter blows up the first Death Star.

But that’s not exactly right. It’s more like one in every third Star Wars movie.

The debut teaser trailer for “Rogue One: A Star Wars Story” is out, and it seems gritty, action-packed, and pretty great — at first glance, even more promising than “The Force Awakens.” But the hitch, it seems, is that we’ll once again be subjected to the laziest plotline in the Star Wars narrative: the menace of the Death Star (or the menace of the Death Star-like star-killing space station.)

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TOPICS: TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: deathstar; star; starwars; wars
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The best Star Wars movie by far "The Empire Strikes Back" involves no super weapon at all.
1 posted on 04/09/2016 5:54:40 AM PDT by C19fan
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The entire “Star Wars” franchise is badly written. Weak plots. Weak characters. Weak dialogue. Weak acting.

It’s a cultural phenomenon, sure. But it’s low quality. Always has been.


2 posted on 04/09/2016 5:56:48 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy (I don't know what Claire Wolfe is thinking, but I know what I'm thinking.)
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What, no Sun Crusher like from the “extended universe” that Lucas hates?


3 posted on 04/09/2016 5:57:58 AM PDT by Olog-hai
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It’s more like one in every third Star Wars movie.

LOL! I agree. It was the worst part of The Force Awakens.

4 posted on 04/09/2016 5:59:10 AM PDT by freedomcrusader (Proudly wearing the politically incorrect label "crusader" since 1/29/2001)
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Lazy plot device is right - sort of like how the Daleks show up in every third or so Dr. Who. “Daleks! Run! Run now! Run for the next 40 minutes!”


5 posted on 04/09/2016 5:59:31 AM PDT by Sirius Lee (Trump <s>Cruz</s> or Lose 2016)
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“The entire “Star Wars” franchise is badly written. Weak plots. Weak characters. Weak dialogue. Weak acting.

It’s a cultural phenomenon, sure. But it’s low quality. Always has been.”

Yeah your right. NO ONE will EVER go see those movies. They will be epic failures that will never be seen by anyone.


6 posted on 04/09/2016 6:00:02 AM PDT by HereInTheHeartland (I don't want better government; I want much less of it.)
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To: C19fan

Star Wars plot lines are as predicable and consistent as James Bond movie. It’s what sells.


7 posted on 04/09/2016 6:00:57 AM PDT by AU72
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“The new Death Star looks like the Pokémon ball.”
Disqus comment on here.
8 posted on 04/09/2016 6:00:58 AM PDT by Olog-hai
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I was a little disappointed about the Death Star theme; however, I did thoroughly enjoy the movie. I loved watching it with my son. Seeing the Mellenium Falcon resurrected plus the original characters was great. It was much better than episodes I-III. The character death (I won’t spoil it) was upsetting, but the powers that be understand that these decisions need to be made. Anyway, I can’t wait for the next one!


9 posted on 04/09/2016 6:01:09 AM PDT by goodwithagun (March 3, 2016: The date FReepers justified the "goodness" of Planned Parenthood.)
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Low quality sells really well. I never said it didn’t.

I merely said it was low-quality.


10 posted on 04/09/2016 6:01:26 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy (I don't know what Claire Wolfe is thinking, but I know what I'm thinking.)
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They didn't listen to....

Darth Vader: Don’t be too proud of this technological terror you’ve constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force.

11 posted on 04/09/2016 6:02:27 AM PDT by xp38
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To: ClearCase_guy

“The entire “Star Wars” franchise is badly written. Weak plots. Weak characters. Weak dialogue. Weak acting.

It’s a cultural phenomenon, sure. But it’s low quality. Always has been”

Live long and prosper my friend.


12 posted on 04/09/2016 6:02:32 AM PDT by Fai Mao
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Well, at least they did not feature “KHAN, KHAAANN, KHAAANN!!”


13 posted on 04/09/2016 6:05:18 AM PDT by OttawaFreeper ("You'd see a different game if nobody wore a helmet". NY Rangers' Barry Beck 1983)
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Of course, one could point out that the 3 worst Star Wars movies didn’t involve a super weapon. (the prequels)


14 posted on 04/09/2016 6:11:26 AM PDT by baltimorepoet
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Pink Death Star photo motivational2.jpg
15 posted on 04/09/2016 6:14:11 AM PDT by Morgana ( Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
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I’d bet the Russians and the Chinese are already working on one. Hope we don’t have a Space Pearl Harbor.


16 posted on 04/09/2016 6:15:16 AM PDT by McGruff (The Republican elite would rather see Hillary Clinton president than Donald Trump.)
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17 posted on 04/09/2016 6:16:08 AM PDT by Caipirabob (Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
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To: ClearCase_guy

Weak characters?


The original Trilogy had some great characters, but they were all Imperials: Emperor Palpatine, Darth Vader (voiced by James Earl Jones) and Grand Moff Tarkin.

Really, it seemed like Jones and Crushing were born to play those roles.

In comparison, Adam Driver in “The Force Awakens” was an absolute embarrassment.


18 posted on 04/09/2016 6:16:36 AM PDT by rbg81 (Truth is stranger than fiction)
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To: OttawaFreeper
 photo khanenemy.jpg
19 posted on 04/09/2016 6:19:26 AM PDT by Morgana ( Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
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Rogue One will “revisit” an earlier time in the Star Wars universe - back around the time of Episode 4. That’s why Mon Mothma is there. The central character of the film - Jyn Erso - may be Rey’s mother. In other words, they’re tying all of the Star Wars films together using new characters that flesh out the story and create new pathways for money making films.

That’s pretty smart if you ask me. Also, Star Wars fans WANT to see the stuff that made them fans in the first place - like Darth Vader and the Death Star.


20 posted on 04/09/2016 6:19:41 AM PDT by vladimir998 (Apparently I'm still living in your head rent free. At least now it isn't empty.)
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