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Couple arrested in burrito assault, fork stabbing, deputies say (Florida)
The Associated Press ^
| March 24, 2016
Posted on 03/28/2016 1:41:58 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement
Edited on 03/28/2016 3:59:43 PM PDT by Jim Robinson.
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CRESTVIEW, Fla.
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TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: assault; burrito; florida; floriduh; fork; tacobell
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To: Lazamataz
To: moovova
Forks will now be banned from fast food joints.
To: SaveFerris
Break out the eye bleach:
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posted on
03/28/2016 2:00:27 PM PDT
by
Gamecock
( Do not be afraid of those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul...Matthew 10:28)
To: ConservativeStatement
Stick a fork in her - she’s done.........
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posted on
03/28/2016 2:01:39 PM PDT
by
njslim
To: ConservativeStatement
Never trained to face burritos or forks...only fruit
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posted on
03/28/2016 2:03:17 PM PDT
by
xp38
To: ConservativeStatement
Why would someone assault a burrito??
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posted on
03/28/2016 2:03:24 PM PDT
by
CodeToad
(Islam should be banned and treated as a criminal enterprise!)
To: ConservativeStatement
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posted on
03/28/2016 2:03:58 PM PDT
by
pax_et_bonum
(Never Forget the Seals of Extortion 17 - and God Bless America)
To: twister881
Depends on whether you eat it or not.
To: SaveFerris
Can we continue this tamale?
To: jessduntno
This will go all the way to the burrito supreme court!
To: njslim
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posted on
03/28/2016 2:08:55 PM PDT
by
SaveFerris
(Be a blessing to a stranger today for some have entertained angels unaware)
To: Larry Lucido
"This will go all the way to the burrito supreme court!" Sonia Sotomayor will write the majority opinion.
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posted on
03/28/2016 2:11:53 PM PDT
by
jessduntno
(The mind of a liberal...deceit, desire for control, greed, contradiction and fueled by hate.)
To: jessduntno
"I'm afraid I'll never be over Taco Grande."
To: ConservativeStatement
I imagine both of them are dreading the question from other inmates behind bars, “So...whaddaya in for?”
To: ConservativeStatement
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posted on
03/28/2016 2:21:06 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: ConservativeStatement
In thought they assaulted the burrito with a fork.
To: ConservativeStatement
To: Gamecock
Well I love her and she loves me
And that’s the way it’s supposed to be.
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posted on
03/28/2016 2:31:27 PM PDT
by
mumblypeg
(Reality is way more complicated than the internet. That's why I'm here.)
To: xp38
What about pointed sticks?
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posted on
03/28/2016 2:32:42 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: ConservativeStatement
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