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Couple arrested in burrito assault, fork stabbing, deputies say (Florida)
The Associated Press ^ | March 24, 2016

Posted on 03/28/2016 1:41:58 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement

Edited on 03/28/2016 3:59:43 PM PDT by Jim Robinson. [history]

CRESTVIEW, Fla.

(Excerpt) Read more at wesh.com ...


TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: assault; burrito; florida; floriduh; fork; tacobell
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To: Lazamataz

ROTFLMAO!


21 posted on 03/28/2016 1:58:21 PM PDT by colorado tanker
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To: moovova

Forks will now be banned from fast food joints.


22 posted on 03/28/2016 1:59:25 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement ("World Peace 1.20.09.")
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To: SaveFerris
Break out the eye bleach:


23 posted on 03/28/2016 2:00:27 PM PDT by Gamecock ( Do not be afraid of those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul...Matthew 10:28)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Stick a fork in her - she’s done.........


24 posted on 03/28/2016 2:01:39 PM PDT by njslim
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To: ConservativeStatement
Never trained to face burritos or forks...only fruit


25 posted on 03/28/2016 2:03:17 PM PDT by xp38
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To: ConservativeStatement

Why would someone assault a burrito??


26 posted on 03/28/2016 2:03:24 PM PDT by CodeToad (Islam should be banned and treated as a criminal enterprise!)
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To: ConservativeStatement

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=B8wLI4gHvts

Jerry Clower: The Last Piece of Chicken


27 posted on 03/28/2016 2:03:58 PM PDT by pax_et_bonum (Never Forget the Seals of Extortion 17 - and God Bless America)
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To: twister881

Depends on whether you eat it or not.


28 posted on 03/28/2016 2:06:46 PM PDT by libstripper
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To: SaveFerris

Can we continue this tamale?


29 posted on 03/28/2016 2:07:18 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: jessduntno

This will go all the way to the burrito supreme court!


30 posted on 03/28/2016 2:08:34 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: njslim

I think he did!


31 posted on 03/28/2016 2:08:55 PM PDT by SaveFerris (Be a blessing to a stranger today for some have entertained angels unaware)
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To: Larry Lucido
"This will go all the way to the burrito supreme court!"

Sonia Sotomayor will write the majority opinion.

32 posted on 03/28/2016 2:11:53 PM PDT by jessduntno (The mind of a liberal...deceit, desire for control, greed, contradiction and fueled by hate.)
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To: jessduntno
"I'm afraid I'll never be over Taco Grande."


33 posted on 03/28/2016 2:18:06 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: ConservativeStatement

I imagine both of them are dreading the question from other inmates behind bars, “So...whaddaya in for?”


34 posted on 03/28/2016 2:20:39 PM PDT by Cowgirl of Justice
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To: ConservativeStatement

“STAND BACK, BURRITO!”


35 posted on 03/28/2016 2:21:06 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: ConservativeStatement

In thought they assaulted the burrito with a fork.


36 posted on 03/28/2016 2:23:29 PM PDT by Rusty0604
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To: ConservativeStatement
The Continuing Adventures of Florida Man and Florida Woman
37 posted on 03/28/2016 2:27:12 PM PDT by Boogieman
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To: Gamecock

Well I love her and she loves me
And that’s the way it’s supposed to be.


38 posted on 03/28/2016 2:31:27 PM PDT by mumblypeg (Reality is way more complicated than the internet. That's why I'm here.)
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To: xp38

What about pointed sticks?


39 posted on 03/28/2016 2:32:42 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: ConservativeStatement

Ay Carumba!!!


40 posted on 03/28/2016 2:40:43 PM PDT by Organic Panic
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