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Couple arrested in burrito assault, fork stabbing, deputies say (Florida)
The Associated Press ^
| March 24, 2016
Posted on 03/28/2016 1:41:58 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement
Edited on 03/28/2016 3:59:43 PM PDT by Jim Robinson.
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CRESTVIEW, Fla.
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TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: assault; burrito; florida; floriduh; fork; tacobell
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To: Gamecock; Larry Lucido; KC_Lion; FredZarguna; PROCON
Stabbing with a fork? Where’s Elaine?
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posted on
03/28/2016 1:42:57 PM PDT
by
SaveFerris
(Be a blessing to a stranger today for some have entertained angels unaware)
To: ConservativeStatement
To: ConservativeStatement
Headline leaves out that it was the “Burrito Supreme.”
Should be charged with ADW.
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posted on
03/28/2016 1:43:22 PM PDT
by
jessduntno
(The mind of a liberal...deceit, desire for control, greed, contradiction and fueled by hate.)
To: ConservativeStatement
Never bring a burrito to a fork fight.
To: jessduntno
>>Should be charged with ADW.<<
“Assault with a Delicious Weapon.”
It may sound crazy but Taco Bell is a guilty pleasure for me. Like Mickey D’s I need a fix every few months.
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posted on
03/28/2016 1:46:22 PM PDT
by
freedumb2003
(Don't mistake my silence for ignorance, my calmness for acceptance, or my kindness for weakness)
To: ConservativeStatement
Hmmm, which is more deadly, a fork or a Burrito Supreme? Tough call.
To: ConservativeStatement
Another candidate for the Irresistible Headline Of The Day. You know you don’t want to click it but you do anyway...
To: Billthedrill
Much like a chicken burrito supreme, such headline offerings are guilty pleasures. :-)
To: Billthedrill
Greatest Headline of All Time
To: freedumb2003
“It may sound crazy but Taco Bell is a guilty pleasure for me. Like Mickey D’s I need a fix every few months.”
El Desayuno de Campeones!
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posted on
03/28/2016 1:52:16 PM PDT
by
jessduntno
(The mind of a liberal...deceit, desire for control, greed, contradiction and fueled by hate.)
To: ConservativeStatement
It’s the Florida panhandle,just south of Alabama.Things could only be worse in Pasco County.
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posted on
03/28/2016 1:53:40 PM PDT
by
Farmer Dean
(168 grains of instant conflict resolution)
To: twister881
A fork can hurt you, but a Taco Bell burrito can make you FEEL like you wanna die about an hour after you eat it.
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posted on
03/28/2016 1:54:19 PM PDT
by
hoagy62
(Timid Men prefer the 'Calm of Despotism' to the 'Tempestuous Sea of Liberty'. ~ T. Jefferson)
To: SaveFerris
He’s a bad breaker upper...
To: ConservativeStatement
Sounds like the cops wrapped the situation up quickly.
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posted on
03/28/2016 1:55:45 PM PDT
by
moovova
To: ConservativeStatement
Leave the fork. Take the burrito.
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posted on
03/28/2016 1:55:50 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Islam is rabies. Anyone infected needs to be put down like a dog.)
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
03/28/2016 1:56:22 PM PDT
by
trisham
(Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
To: Lazamataz
Laz, you magnificent b*****d.
To: ConservativeStatement
“Hey Joe, love you long tine.”
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posted on
03/28/2016 1:57:40 PM PDT
by
moovova
To: hoagy62
I am sooooo stealing that...
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