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If Cruz and Trump Sold Cars
February 25, 2016 | Brooklyn Attitude

Posted on 02/25/2016 5:17:05 AM PST by Brooklyn Attitude

Ted Cruz is in the showroom talking to customers looking to buy a car when Trump walks in.


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To: Brooklyn Attitude

hahaha! You summed it up pretty good.


21 posted on 02/25/2016 5:32:56 AM PST by Irenic (The pencil sharpener and Elmer's glue is put away-- we've lost the red wheelbarrow)
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To: Bartholomew Roberts

“You made that up all by yourself, didn’t you?”

Guilty.


22 posted on 02/25/2016 5:33:06 AM PST by Brooklyn Attitude (It's the apocalypse, lets have some fun!)
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To: Brooklyn Attitude

That was really good. Well done!


23 posted on 02/25/2016 5:33:11 AM PST by Outlaw76 (Conservative, Showman, Rino. Make your choice wisely.)
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To: Brooklyn Attitude

Pretty accurate description of Cruz. Gets job at car dealership, sits around arguing and talking about how smart he is instead of doing actual work.


24 posted on 02/25/2016 5:33:32 AM PST by 20yearsofinternet (Border: Close it. Illegals: Deport. Muslims: Ban 'em. Economy: Liberate it. PC: Kill it. Trump 2016)
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To: Brooklyn Attitude
Ok, that is just funny! Nice job with your satirical allegorical writing.

However, I think it is a bit ironic that you cast Cruz as a car salesman. That is a perfect analogy for a BigGov Pol, but doesn't reflect well on the character of Cruz.

That's what I don't want, more slick BigGov lawyer politician car salesmen. Don't trust them don't want them.

Donald Trump is a pragmatic business man in his heart of hearts. He has also has mastered the art of mass communication. He is a fighter and a winner. He is not owned.

Your story was interesting but falls apart in reality.

25 posted on 02/25/2016 5:34:24 AM PST by Awgie (truth is always stranger than fiction)
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To: TXSearcher
LOL....that DOES sound like Trump on the campaign trail.

Your right, it does.

Seriously, the thing that really troubles me is the lack of substance in what he has to say. Near NOTHING but " wall, border, great deals, and "Make America Great Again"... pure car salesman talk.

I fear it is too late now. The Kool-aid has been served up and most Freepers are drunk with it and signed papers to buy that Ford... oh wait.. they will end up with a broken down GMC!

26 posted on 02/25/2016 5:34:36 AM PST by pollywog ( " O thou who changest not....ABIDE with me")
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To: Brooklyn Attitude

Maybe you could rewrite it to add Rubio into the mix. There’s LOTS to work with there!


27 posted on 02/25/2016 5:35:44 AM PST by Fresh Wind (Falcon 105)
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To: Brooklyn Attitude

Cruz - Well yes, this car is assembled in America (with Canadian parts).


28 posted on 02/25/2016 5:35:50 AM PST by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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To: Brooklyn Attitude

What a doofus. Don’t quit your day job....if you have a job.


29 posted on 02/25/2016 5:36:12 AM PST by Sacajaweau
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To: Brooklyn Attitude
that was funny...lol...now write the joke making Trump the salesman...Could be even funnier...and if u put down Cruz...the Trump fans will ROTFLMAO...its all about perspective
30 posted on 02/25/2016 5:37:07 AM PST by M-cubed
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To: Brooklyn Attitude

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/lil-donald


31 posted on 02/25/2016 5:37:28 AM PST by pookie18 (9 months until the general election...)
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To: flaglady47

“Man, did that routine stink. The word funny never comes to mind. Back to the drawing board. Actually, never mind, your next routine would undoubtedly be even worse. Geez, was this a bomb, or what?”

That’s about the reaction I expected from the terminally biased.


32 posted on 02/25/2016 5:37:47 AM PST by Brooklyn Attitude (It's the apocalypse, lets have some fun!)
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To: Brooklyn Attitude

Bentley has two e’s.


33 posted on 02/25/2016 5:38:09 AM PST by Lisbon1940 (No full-term governors)
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To: Brooklyn Attitude

That is a VERY good analogy of what is actually going on. It even collows the timeline well.


34 posted on 02/25/2016 5:38:38 AM PST by cuban leaf (The US will not survive the obama presidency. The world may not either.)
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To: Bartholomew Roberts
You made that up all by yourself, didn’t you?

Wow, how could you tell? /s

35 posted on 02/25/2016 5:39:33 AM PST by Lakeshark
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To: Brooklyn Attitude

Fraud! You’re not from Brooklyn. Guys from Brooklyn are funny.


36 posted on 02/25/2016 5:40:15 AM PST by AndyJackson
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To: Joe 6-pack

Cruz would try to pass off Canadian Fords as American.


37 posted on 02/25/2016 5:40:43 AM PST by jospehm20
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To: major-pelham

Cruz would have one of those little used car lots with a bunch of lemons with neon writing on the windshields.

Trump would have twenty 150 acre dealerships spread across 5 states, all lit up and raking in millions.


38 posted on 02/25/2016 5:43:01 AM PST by bigtoona (Lose on amnesty, socialism cemented in place forever Trump is the only hope.)
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To: AndyJackson

“Fraud! You’re not from Brooklyn. Guys from Brooklyn are funny.”

LOL. You don’t want to admit it’s funny because it’s true.


39 posted on 02/25/2016 5:43:16 AM PST by Brooklyn Attitude (It's the apocalypse, lets have some fun!)
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To: Brooklyn Attitude

WTH are you talking about? I know that most analogies fall apart at some point, but I can’t even tell what point you’re trying to make in the first place.

Here’s a blank sheet of paper; please try again.


40 posted on 02/25/2016 5:44:06 AM PST by Quality_Not_Quantity (Democrat Drinking Game - Every time they mention a new social program, chug someone else's beer.)
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