Posted on 02/25/2016 5:17:05 AM PST by Brooklyn Attitude
Ted Cruz is in the showroom talking to customers looking to buy a car when Trump walks in.
hahaha! You summed it up pretty good.
“You made that up all by yourself, didnât you?”
Guilty.
That was really good. Well done!
Pretty accurate description of Cruz. Gets job at car dealership, sits around arguing and talking about how smart he is instead of doing actual work.
However, I think it is a bit ironic that you cast Cruz as a car salesman. That is a perfect analogy for a BigGov Pol, but doesn't reflect well on the character of Cruz.
That's what I don't want, more slick BigGov lawyer politician car salesmen. Don't trust them don't want them.
Donald Trump is a pragmatic business man in his heart of hearts. He has also has mastered the art of mass communication. He is a fighter and a winner. He is not owned.
Your story was interesting but falls apart in reality.
Your right, it does.
Seriously, the thing that really troubles me is the lack of substance in what he has to say. Near NOTHING but " wall, border, great deals, and "Make America Great Again"... pure car salesman talk.
I fear it is too late now. The Kool-aid has been served up and most Freepers are drunk with it and signed papers to buy that Ford... oh wait.. they will end up with a broken down GMC!
Maybe you could rewrite it to add Rubio into the mix. There’s LOTS to work with there!
Cruz - Well yes, this car is assembled in America (with Canadian parts).
What a doofus. Don’t quit your day job....if you have a job.
“Man, did that routine stink. The word funny never comes to mind. Back to the drawing board. Actually, never mind, your next routine would undoubtedly be even worse. Geez, was this a bomb, or what?”
That’s about the reaction I expected from the terminally biased.
Bentley has two e’s.
That is a VERY good analogy of what is actually going on. It even collows the timeline well.
Wow, how could you tell? /s
Fraud! You’re not from Brooklyn. Guys from Brooklyn are funny.
Cruz would try to pass off Canadian Fords as American.
Cruz would have one of those little used car lots with a bunch of lemons with neon writing on the windshields.
Trump would have twenty 150 acre dealerships spread across 5 states, all lit up and raking in millions.
“Fraud! Youâre not from Brooklyn. Guys from Brooklyn are funny.”
LOL. You don’t want to admit it’s funny because it’s true.
WTH are you talking about? I know that most analogies fall apart at some point, but I can’t even tell what point you’re trying to make in the first place.
Here’s a blank sheet of paper; please try again.
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