A handsome Russian blue kitteh.
Posted on 12/10/2015 1:17:32 PM PST by ArGee
Raqqa, Syria
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, the leader of the Islamic State in Iraq and the Levant, also known as ISIS, announced today that he would be disbanding all forces and returning all land to Syria and Iraq. The move was prompted by the ongoing Climate Conference in Paris.
"This is one thing we could not have anticipated," Mr. al-Baghdadi said in prepared remarks. "When we see the world coming together like this on such a dangerous subject as Global Climate Change, we realize that our Caliphate will never survive. It's only a matter of time before Climate Change is no more and the world's attention turns to us. At that point, we will have no chance. For the sake of the men, women, and children who have supported us, I can not continue a doomed campaign."
An emotional al-Baghdadi did not take any questions.
Sources close to al-Baghdadi who spoke on the condition of anonymity told us that it was becoming more and more difficult to recruit new fighters. "Even our existing people are extremely demoralized," one said. "The words of Donald Trump himself can not overcome our dispair."
According to their press release, surrender is total and immediate. Fighters are being paid and sent home by division. Any remaining money will be put into a fund to resettle Christians and Yazidis who have been displaced by the war.
"We thought the world was fragmented," one strategist was overheard saying to himself. "Who knew it could come together like this? This is a stinging rebuke."
So far there has been no comment from Damascus, Baghdad, Moscow, or Washington. One source inside the Kremlin said, "We are waiting to see if there will be any follow-up action. We want to make sure this is real before we decide on our next steps."
*sheesh*
Metro says there have been 60 homicides so far this year. Dang!
Ran a fever between 100 and 101.6°F last night.
Ohno! Are you coming down with the flu? Poor Flufy! *hug*
I’m going to get my hair cut, but I’ll be back to check on you! LOL!
probably, I ache and my chest is crudded up, can still breathe through my nose, but my sinuses ache.
must have coffee.
Coffee first, then I add that I hope you feel better soon.
I’m back. Shorter hair, but not obscenely so.
Golly Nully, I sure hope this whateveryouhave doesn’t last long and isn’t too serious. Lots of hot liquids, rest as ASA.
*hug*
American Soybean Association?
HAHAHAHA!!
At least your sense of humor is still well! :o])
And I still don’t know what ASA means...
Afternoon! It will soon be naptime, but first, I’ll select some music for Sunday.
Associate of the Society of Actuaries.
A handsome Russian blue kitteh.
I had to ask a friend.
https://wiki.openoffice.org/wiki/Documentation/OOoAuthors_User_Manual/Writer_Guide/Numbering_pages
Let me know if that doesn’t help.
Military term for aspirin...
Thanks. I was almost to the end of the info on the link when I found what I wanted. Tomorrow, if I’m not too washed out from my trip into Vegas, I will tinker with the document, as the chapters are listed with page numbers.
In re-doing this from the original typed document (minus the grammatical and spelling errors) I shortened it by about 110 pages.
Still, it’s almost 200 pages long. That’s a lot of typing...
Wow! What a beauty! Thanks!
The haircut looks good, but I may have to trim it around the front a little, as there isn’t much curl there. I will wait until I wash it again before I decide. It’s just down to my collar when it’s wet, so that’s manageable. :o]
One of the peeps went off on me today. He wears some pretty powerful after shave, so I just put on my mask. He seemed to think it was just because of his after shave and that I was being rude, evidently, because he said something, and I just pointed to the mask and he called me everything but a white woman.
Everyone scattered. Charlie said it was probably because he was in pain, and I told him that was no excuse, and Chuck said it was because I embarrassed him. Maybe both, but the guy didn’t have to be so rude. But it’s water under the bridge, now, and I doubt he will sit down if I’m there, ever again. I guess what makes it worse is the fact that I have helped him in the past. So go figger.
Looks just like my beloved Louie who has been gone for awhile.
I’m more used to APC.
Ah. K. That.
In WordPerfect, page numbering is under the ‘Format’ tab.
I don’t have Open Office on any machine here, but I have it’s ‘clone/child/offshoot’ Libre Office. (Technically, I think Libre Office is considered a ‘fork’ of OO..) I once had OO on a machine but it was slow and kludy so I ‘almost hardly ever never’ used it.. ;-)
I’m still looking through it, but so far all I see is under ‘Insert’/’Fields’/Page Number..
On the document page it gives a ‘Page 1 of howevermany’ indication at the bottom left which lets you know where you are in the document but not sure that the page number will show on the printed output. Inserting the ‘field’ for page number puts it on the page (I think) and I assume that will put it on the printed output, if that is what you are looking to do.
Might also depend on how old your version of OO is. The Open Office people got lazy a while back and didn’t fix things - mostly because most of the developers quit (2010) due to Oracle’s interference/indifference and became the Libre Office people (and then Oracle fired the ones that remained in spring of 2011...) Libre Office can handle old OO formats (for whatever that is worth to you.) I see that Oracle has dumped the OO group and code base, and OO is now ‘Apache Open Office’.
But back to your original question - other than what I noted above, I see no other option. OO could be different but I don’t have a version of it on any machine to look into it for you.
If you are going to experiment, make sure you have a copy saved to a location that it won’t get messed with.. ;-)
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