I'll have ye know there's many a buffoon to be found in yon treasure chest...'tis the Undead Island, a veritable Black Spot it is.
Posted on 12/10/2015 1:17:32 PM PST by ArGee
Raqqa, Syria
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, the leader of the Islamic State in Iraq and the Levant, also known as ISIS, announced today that he would be disbanding all forces and returning all land to Syria and Iraq. The move was prompted by the ongoing Climate Conference in Paris.
"This is one thing we could not have anticipated," Mr. al-Baghdadi said in prepared remarks. "When we see the world coming together like this on such a dangerous subject as Global Climate Change, we realize that our Caliphate will never survive. It's only a matter of time before Climate Change is no more and the world's attention turns to us. At that point, we will have no chance. For the sake of the men, women, and children who have supported us, I can not continue a doomed campaign."
An emotional al-Baghdadi did not take any questions.
Sources close to al-Baghdadi who spoke on the condition of anonymity told us that it was becoming more and more difficult to recruit new fighters. "Even our existing people are extremely demoralized," one said. "The words of Donald Trump himself can not overcome our dispair."
According to their press release, surrender is total and immediate. Fighters are being paid and sent home by division. Any remaining money will be put into a fund to resettle Christians and Yazidis who have been displaced by the war.
"We thought the world was fragmented," one strategist was overheard saying to himself. "Who knew it could come together like this? This is a stinging rebuke."
So far there has been no comment from Damascus, Baghdad, Moscow, or Washington. One source inside the Kremlin said, "We are waiting to see if there will be any follow-up action. We want to make sure this is real before we decide on our next steps."
“off topic”
Topic? Oh. That.
You’ll find that floating in a Life Boat somewhere in the South China Sea.
Topic was doomed from the start ,the thread was O/Ped by an UT thread member ,t’was an inside job!
The Pirates struck soon after the thread left territorial waters....AAAHHHHRRRR! :)
“The Historical and Social influence of the Potato.”
I raise you: The Gentleman’s Farriery or ,a Practical treatise on the Diseases of Horses. By J Bartlet, Surgeon. 1756.
I’m sure they are fine ,but no. Just no.
There must be a name for that Yoga position they’re in......
I'll have ye know there's many a buffoon to be found in yon treasure chest...'tis the Undead Island, a veritable Black Spot it is.
Bottom row, second from right.
Your prize, General Tsao's Blackened Cajun Chicken dinner for two
LoL!
Some of those have got to hurt!
Just. Wow.
“Fill yer Pockets,Kid. Then make like a Tree!”
Babelfish translates the position name as “tranquil chicken wind”
Well, there ya go! LOL!
They could just be confused or have poor memory. Still annoys me though.
And only one of those two items will give you any sense of fulfillment and put a smile on your face.. ;-)
Why not? It's three times better than a Monopod..
Umm..
When you unearth the topic of this thread please let us know.. ;-)
“Tranquil Chicken Wind”
Sounds like a Chinese Rice dish. :)
Remember, the Quran was “written” by a “prophet,” which indicates there should be no contradictions.
Not so. It is full of contradictions.
I have a small tripod that came with the video camera, WAY long time ago. I have forgotten how to use either one. LOL!
Oh, goodness. I decided that since it’s lunch time, the inspection won’t happen until later, so I had a breathing treatment, and now, I’m really shaky. Obviously, not the right medication. Maybe I should have used the steroid.
And my upper back thighs are really sore. I couldn’t figure out what was wrong with me, and then as I was taking a shower, I remembered that I was semi-crouched yesterday while I was cleaning out the fridge. I used muscles I haven’t used in a long time! LOL!
There's this..
Or this..
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