Posted on 12/10/2015 1:17:32 PM PST by ArGee
Raqqa, Syria
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, the leader of the Islamic State in Iraq and the Levant, also known as ISIS, announced today that he would be disbanding all forces and returning all land to Syria and Iraq. The move was prompted by the ongoing Climate Conference in Paris.
"This is one thing we could not have anticipated," Mr. al-Baghdadi said in prepared remarks. "When we see the world coming together like this on such a dangerous subject as Global Climate Change, we realize that our Caliphate will never survive. It's only a matter of time before Climate Change is no more and the world's attention turns to us. At that point, we will have no chance. For the sake of the men, women, and children who have supported us, I can not continue a doomed campaign."
An emotional al-Baghdadi did not take any questions.
Sources close to al-Baghdadi who spoke on the condition of anonymity told us that it was becoming more and more difficult to recruit new fighters. "Even our existing people are extremely demoralized," one said. "The words of Donald Trump himself can not overcome our dispair."
According to their press release, surrender is total and immediate. Fighters are being paid and sent home by division. Any remaining money will be put into a fund to resettle Christians and Yazidis who have been displaced by the war.
"We thought the world was fragmented," one strategist was overheard saying to himself. "Who knew it could come together like this? This is a stinging rebuke."
So far there has been no comment from Damascus, Baghdad, Moscow, or Washington. One source inside the Kremlin said, "We are waiting to see if there will be any follow-up action. We want to make sure this is real before we decide on our next steps."
Note if you will that the entire activity is supervised by a Calico Galactic Overlord.. ;-)
“Italian Blend” cheese - tastes more like something than mozzarella does. There’s also some leftover broccoli and some spaghetti squash. (But I already ate most of that.)
And I’ve had way too much tea today.
Too Much Tea?
Is such a thing possible, as too much Tea?
Night,Night,
Yes.
Just ask the Indian...
Night,Night,
...don't drown in your tea pee!
Ish spendsh on wash you push insho your shea.
Engine test stand provides proof of concept. Invert engine, install in tubular body with some stabilizing fins and we have first strike capability against turnip fields. Wonder what kind of thrust was achieved.
Back to the mundane, the first clip below yours contains some clever household tips. The bulldog clip phone stand the best.
That was really cute. That flame was so broad and narrow!
I buy the shredded Italian Blend or the interchangeable Fiesta Blend, when I need to buy cheese...which I am out of, come to think of it. Ohnoes! How am I going to eat salad without shredded cheese???
*whine*
You could have hard-boiled eggs instead.
LOL! I noticed that as well. Babblefish strikes once more.
“This is my cheerful nephew ... and sad companion ...”
Heh, I’m glad they didn’t hurt themselves or the cat.
First one was born around 1pm, and the last one about 30 mins ago, (6:30pm here) 6 in all. 2 Red-Tri, 1 Black-Tri, and 3 Blue Merle. All very robust and healthy.
Thanks for asking, Stephen. *hug*
What is it with you and cars?
The eggs are already in the salad!
YAY!!!!! Good job! Now I can go to bed!
You’ll notice that the Galactic Overlord and chief instigator of the rocket experiment chose to remain at Headquarters and was nowhere to be seen at the test site. Not for nothing are they the Exalted Overlords.
Notice the extra long selfie phone pole never came into play anywhere near the conflagration, at least as shown in the video.
Ad astra per scintillae!
That's why they say, "If you don't like the weather, stick around ..."
I watched some of his other ones, including the tips. After a few though, the lack of Babelfish subtitles became a semibummer so I sidetracked of into some train videos.. ;-)
off..
sidetracked OFF..
Have a good sleep.
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