Posted on 12/08/2015 6:10:12 AM PST by BenLurkin
A naked man accused of driving 110 mph across Alligator Alley with three female passengers was arrested Saturday afternoon on a DUI charge, the Florida Highway Patrol reported.
Around 3 p.m., authorities began receiving calls of a Cadillac driving recklessly, on and off the road, near the middle of Alligator Alley, according to an arrest report. About 10 minutes later, an FHP trooper spotted the car as it traveled west toward the Naples area.
The trooper estimated the vehicle's speed at 110 mph. His radar said the Cadillac was driving 109 mph, reports said.
The trooper stopped the car. He noticed the driver had no shirt on and an open 12-pack of Corona beer between the driver's seat and the front passenger seat, reports said. He asked the driver, Noe Dejesus, 33, to step out of the car
(Excerpt) Read more at naplesnews.com ...
Laz?
I guess we’ll be seeing “protestors” with “Driving While Naked” signs.
And here I was just wondering what my ex was up to these days, LOL!
Must have been on his bucket list.
This is a Friday article. It’s not Friday.
I thought this was going to be another Bill Clinton story.
“Cool” used to be about being low-profile, smart and nice all at the same time. Now it’s just about doing outrageous and stupid stuff for attention.
If it was 3 AM instead of 3 PM, I’d say it was just a horny guy who just got a booty call and was trying to get to his girl as quickly as possible.
All of a sudden like a flick of an eye
A Cadillac sedan had passed us by
The remark was made
There’s the car for me
By then the tail lights
Were all you could see
This is a Friday article. It’s not Friday.
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Yes, but it’s OK, because - Floriduh!
He looks quite happy. :)
So, what about the three female passengers? Not a word in the rest of the article. (Or did I miss a “click to read more” somewhere?)
I think both are mugshots. I don’t know for sure if the first was from this incident.
Damn Laz.... Didnt know you were so young and had no idea Mataz was a hispanic name....
;-)
Fugitive Friday - 01/06/12
"If you know anything about these fugitives, you can earn up to $1,000 by calling Crime Stoppers at (800) 780-TIPS. All information below courtesy of Crime Stoppers.
We're starting off our list with a man Lee County detectives say played a role in the murder of a Clewiston man earlier this week. On Monday night, deputies responded to what initially appeared to be a single vehicle traffic crash in Lehigh. They soon after discovered that the man in the car, Michael Johnson, had been killed.
The following day, Noe DeJesus was named as a suspect in the murder. In addition to the charge he currently faces, DeJesus also has an extremely extensive criminal history in Southwest Florida, with a long list of arrests that have landed him in the both the Lee and Collier County Jails.
Some of those charges subsequently led him to nearly four years in state prison. Among his violent past are incarcerations for grand theft, retaliating against witnesses, battery, lewd and lascivious behavior, assault and dealing in stolen property, among many others.
He has several tattoos, including the word "gangsta" across the front of his neck, a teardrop on his face, the words Viva Pride on his right arm, and Laraza on his back. DeJesus is likely still in the area, and should absolutely be considered armed and dangerous."
http://www.nbc-2.com/story/16461970/2012/01/06/fugitive-friday-010612
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