[JoeProBono]

[knarf]

"Our stores have procedures in place to help ensure products meet our high expectations for fresh, quality food. We take food safety seriously and encourage customers to work with store management so that appropriate measures can be taken to fully understand what may have happened."

Not anymore

Big gummint has relieved you of that task ... countries no longer have to identify themselves as point of origin

[ProtectOurFreedom]

If you need proof the era of the rugged individual is over and Western Civilization is doomed, look no further than this story.

[envisio]

How is this news.
Are they rare in Michigan?
I am in NC foothills. I can find 10 black widows in my house at any given time. I could go underneath the house and see one within 5 seconds.

[shibumi]

""My girlfriend is still definitely shaken up. The smallest little things freak her out now. I mean, it's not every day you see a black widow spider."

I guess that holiday in Australia is out of the question?

[jacknhoo]

Oh Jeez, black widows are COMMONLY found in vineyards...obviously Walmart is a target of the author in this hit piece. Frikkin’ ridiculous.

[equaviator]

“It had the red hourglass-shaped spot on its belly.”

Ahh, now I see it!...on the big one with the huge teeth!

[Dr. Ursus]

Great cooked in oil with garlic?

[cripplecreek]

Nuke it from Orbit



Michigan legislative action thread

[ViLaLuz]

‘you want me to kill it? You’re not going to send anyone over?’ 
.................

Good grief. What a wuss.

[Lurkina.n.Learnin]

“she discovered a venomous black widow spider in the package. “

All spiders are venomous.

[Gamecock]

What a pathetic waste of human protoplasm.

[King Moonracer]

Where’s Alice Cooper when you need him.

[FreeAtlanta]

Someone needs to tell Rush about this. He loves the 911 stories.

[Politicalkiddo]

“Jackson said she called 911.”

Seriously? What is wrong with people??

[Kartographer]

I can go out into my back yard right now and most likely find 5 or six without looking hard. It’s one of the benefits of living in New Mexico.

[Flick Lives]

Call the SWAT team...

[MrB]

[barefoot_hiker]

Ok, so how much money do they want from Walmart to compensate for this tragedy?

[JRios1968]

[pa_dweller]

Frank said he and Jackson would "still really appreciate an apology from Walmart."

Walmart customer relations: Dear Ms. Jackson, all of us at Walmart are truly saddened that our society has devolved to the point that an adult can be reduced to abject helplessness by the mere sight of a tiny arachnid. I'm sure the settlers and the founders of the republic and the pioneers who opened the country are spinning madly in their graves at the thought.

When you feel able, please come to the store for a free bottle of Valium from our pharmacy department. Remember to read the instructions and don't take all of them at once. Also, remove the sunshade from your vehicle before driving and don't run with forks.

All the best,

Walmart