If you need proof the era of the rugged individual is over and Western Civilization is doomed, look no further than this story.
Oh a spider? Lets call the news!
Look, a spider!
“Oh I was so shocked and devastated. I started going to a therapist. I’m afraid I will have PTSD now.”
Good grief, gimme a break.
Exactly. Squish it with a paper towel, toss the paper towel, wash the grapes...eat’em.
“Oh my gawd! My Wal-Mart fingernail polish dried a different color than the color chart at the store! CALL ACTION 9 NEWS!”