Recipe Saturday!

7/11/15 | By Laz A. Mataz

[Lazamataz]

Not many people know this, but I am a stellar cook. I shall share my signature recipes today!

• TOSSED SALAD
  Fry up 3 lbs of bacon in a pan. Drain the grease, place on a plate. Place one leaf of iceberg lettuce on top. Serves one.

• CAESAR SALAD
  Fry up 3 lbs of bacon in a pan. Drain the grease, place on a plate. Place one leaf of iceberg lettuce on top. Mention that you think Ancient Rome is interesting. Serves one.

• LAZ'S COFFEE
  Fry up 3 lbs of bacon in a pan. Drain the grease, place on a plate. Into one cup of steaming water, stir one teaspoon of instant coffee crystals. Discard the coffee. Serves one.

• HAMBURGER-BACON SUPRISE
  Fry up 3 lbs of bacon in a pan. Drain the grease, place on a plate. Purchase one hamburger from McDonalds. Discard the burger. Serves one.

• CREAMY MILKSHAKE
  Fry up 3 lbs of bacon in a pan. Drain the grease, place on a plate. In a small cup, place one tablespoon of milk. Stir. Discard the milk. Serves one.

• STEAK TARTAR
  Fry up 3 lbs of bacon in a pan. Drain the grease, place on a plate. Mention to someone that you have no idea what 'tartar' means. Serves one.

• BACON-Y BACON SURPRISE WITH BACON
  Fry up 12 lbs of bacon in a pan. Drain the grease, place on four plates. Serves one.

[Lazamataz]

[no-to-illegals]

shucks ... and all this time thought you were islamic! Back to my corner!

[Parmy]

Bacon! Bacon! Bacon!

[TomGuy]

Evil Walmart opened one of those Walmart Express grocery stores last fall about a 1/2 mile from me.

Their Deli doesn’t have much, but it does have baby-back pork ribs. Those things are delicious and habit-forming. I try to keep several days worth in my freezer. Pop them in the microwave for 3 minutes and they are still delicious.

Just finished some for lunch a few minutes ago.

[SgtBob]

[IwaCornDogs]

Hahaha ~

[Lazamataz]

hehheh

[skinkinthegrass]

Great list of beloved fav foods..Mahomet/Acmed really appreciate them.
in Malta, best-selling items

[lulu16]

My husband calls bacon “the perfect food.”

And he is Jewish.

[JoeProBono]

[PROCON]

You just can't go wrong with bacon as the main ingredient in anything......

[QT3.14]

[Fast Moving Angel]

Bloody Mary:

24 ounce tumbler
750 ml. vodka
6 oz. V8 juice
Celery stalk
Worcestershire sauce
Hot sauce to taste
1 pound bacon, cooked to crispiness preference
Ice

Fill tumbler with ice. Discard ice. Fill tumbler with vodka. Read label on bottle of V8 juice. Throw out celery stalk. Return unopened V8 juice, Worcestershire sauce and hot sauce to spice cabinet. Garnish with bacon. Enjoy.

[W.]

IT'S BACON!!!

Aldi's has all their bacons on sale, and I've been enjoying BLT's on these huge slices of their sourdough bread, it's 7½ x4 inches. I suppose the pros use an entire Italian loaf for one sandwich, but for me, that's too much chewing. 30 years back, oh, yeah! I'd hate to have to nap just to finish a sandwich, how humiliating! ;) Burp!

[DFG]

BOOKARK

[Darth Reardon]

The Bacon Explosion [Warning: includes non-bacon ingredients]

[jy8z]

I raise my own hogs, primarily for bacon. I've selectively bred a few to achieve the perfect bacon maker and I think I've done it.

[MaxMax]

Finally something normal on Freepers I can relax with. Bacon!

[Wingy]

I bought two of the bacon explosions. Not too bad, but you have to like sweet Italian sausage, and it does cover up the true bacon flavor. Some guests were a little put off by the sauce and the sweetness.

If you make your own, I might suggest something like Jimmy Dean in a slightly spicy variety, and go slow with the rubs and sauce.