Firefighters rescue naked woman trapped in ex-boyfriend's chimney

yahoo ^ | Jan. 5, 2015 | Dylan Stableford

[bgill]

According to Riverside County officials, the 35-year-old woman, who was not identified, tried to enter the Woodcrest, Calif., home where her ex-boyfriend and three children live through the front door early Saturday morning, but it was locked. So she climbed on the roof, stripped off her clothes and tried to shimmy down the chimney.

Shortly before 5 a.m., her estranged boyfriend, Tony Hernandez, said he heard the woman crying for help.

[bgill]

Apparently, this is normal behavior for California. Two months ago - http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3217359/posts

[GeronL]

sometimes you gotta wonder if aliens did come here and Earth is actually an asylum

[SharpRightTurn]

Intending to deliver a belated Christmas present?

[PapaNew]

Wait a minute. This is New Years, right? April Fools isn’t for a few months yet.

[BigEdLB]

The ...um... bare facts speak for themselves.

[DemforBush]

I can’t quite top that, but a buddy of mine in college came home to his room one night to find his psycho ex had pried open his bedroom window, stripped naked, and was awaiting him in his bed.

[MrB]

Was this her?

[Billthedrill]

Oh, come now, who among us hasn't shimmied down a chimney nekkid?

Oh.

Never mind.

[Gamecock]

**Hernandez told CBS Los Angeles that the woman isn’t allowed around his kids.

“I don’t like the way she’s acting or what she’s doing,” he said. “That’s not good for my kids.”**

He choose to breed with her.

[reg45]

No! She’s wearing a sweatshirt.

[OldSmaj]

Her estranged boyfriend, Tony Hernandez:

“I don’t like the way she’s acting or what she’s doing,” he said. “That’s not good for my kids.”

Gee, ya think?

[Calvin Locke]

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Moved out of the house, so you moved next door
I locked you out, you cut a hole in the wall
I found you sleeping next to me, I thought I was alone
You're driving me crazy, when are you coming home

- "Laid"

[real saxophonist]

My brother dated three psycho redheads in a row. They were redheads. And they were psycho.Did I mention they were psycho redheads? It was difficult to watch.

[real saxophonist]

Laina is actually really cool, if you watch her videos.

[Lee N. Field]

[freedomlover]

Man descended from apes, except for redheads, who descended from cats.

[dragnet2]

Well it beats the ding who cooked her kid in the microwave down in your parts.

[The Great RJ]

Twenty years in EMS and I never had an ambulance call like this.

[DannyTN]

I had a friend who said all redheads are crazy.
But he also said all women are crazy.

So maybe it’s a matter of degree, I don’t know.

[Kirkwood]

Yep, it is normal for women to now want to get chimney soot on their clothes.