I can’t quite top that, but a buddy of mine in college came home to his room one night to find his psycho ex had pried open his bedroom window, stripped naked, and was awaiting him in his bed.
.- "Laid"
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Moved out of the house, so you moved next door
I locked you out, you cut a hole in the wall
I found you sleeping next to me, I thought I was alone
You're driving me crazy, when are you coming home
My brother dated three psycho redheads in a row. They were redheads. And they were psycho.Did I mention they were psycho redheads? It was difficult to watch.