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OCD: You Won’t Believe How Much Coin This MAN Dropped To Look Like Kim Kardashian
CLASH DAILY ^ | Dec 18,2014 | CLASH DAILY

Posted on 12/19/2014 9:10:33 AM PST by SWAMPSNIPER

Do you think this guy is gay? :P Quickly, someone buy him my book, Raising Boys Feminists Will Hate before it is too late!

She graces several magazine covers a month, has her own reality show clothing and make-up brand, and has millions in the bank So perhaps it’s no surprise that 23-year-old Jordan James Parke wants to be just like Kim Kardashian.


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KEYWORDS: amypascal; clooney; facelift; georgeclooney; guardiansofpeace; hollywood; northkorea; pyongyang; sony
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1 posted on 12/19/2014 9:10:33 AM PST by SWAMPSNIPER
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To: SWAMPSNIPER

AAAARggggHhhHHh!!!!!!

MY EYES MY EYES!!!!!!!!

/puke


2 posted on 12/19/2014 9:11:50 AM PST by KoRn (Department of Homeland Security, Certified - "Right Wing Extremist")
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To: SWAMPSNIPER

take “it” back behind the woodshed, and give ‘it’ what for!


3 posted on 12/19/2014 9:13:02 AM PST by Terry L Smith
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To: SWAMPSNIPER

If you punched that thing in the mouth, your dammed fist would probably get stuck!


4 posted on 12/19/2014 9:13:10 AM PST by KoRn (Department of Homeland Security, Certified - "Right Wing Extremist")
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To: SWAMPSNIPER

I think we oughta sneak up on him, wet his lips, and then stick him to a window so he can’t get free to do more harm to himself.

And I use the word “himself” guardedly...


5 posted on 12/19/2014 9:13:57 AM PST by Tigerized (Your Personal Safety is Yours, and Yours Alone. Aim Small, Miss Small.)
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To: SWAMPSNIPER

WOW! He sure bought a nice set of ti....wait left side, right side. Sorry. Nevermind.


6 posted on 12/19/2014 9:14:59 AM PST by Safetgiver ( Islam makes barbarism look genteel.)
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To: SWAMPSNIPER

Looks like those old wax Halloween lips - that boy has problems.


7 posted on 12/19/2014 9:15:15 AM PST by dainbramaged (Get out of my country now)
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To: Tigerized

Ekkkk looks like it belongs in an aquarium


8 posted on 12/19/2014 9:15:42 AM PST by al baby (Hi MomÂ…)
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To: SWAMPSNIPER

Under Obama, you must celebrate his employment as your child’s elementary school teacher.


9 posted on 12/19/2014 9:15:49 AM PST by Dagnabitt (Amnesty is Treason. Its agents and supporters are Traitors.)
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To: SWAMPSNIPER

Full retard gets fuller.


10 posted on 12/19/2014 9:18:27 AM PST by Attention Surplus Disorder (At no time was the Obama administration aware of what the Obama administration was doing)
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To: Safetgiver

Those pictures show an incredible pair of boobs. And I don’t mean KKs.


11 posted on 12/19/2014 9:18:46 AM PST by Norm Lenhart
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To: SWAMPSNIPER

I was having dinner in a Biker Clubhouse as a guest of the Club, when this very image came up on the big-screen TV (Inside edition out of Miami).

You can just imagine the reaction. It was even worse than the reaction to the previous segment which featured a 600 pound woman complaining about how difficult it is to go the the bathroom. (And yes, the program showed her on the toilet. I kid you not.)


12 posted on 12/19/2014 9:22:44 AM PST by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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To: SWAMPSNIPER

No way with that freak ever hold a decent job.


13 posted on 12/19/2014 9:24:25 AM PST by bgill (CDC site, "we still do not know exactly how people are infected with Ebola")
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To: left that other site

while people were eating.... yuck...


14 posted on 12/19/2014 9:24:40 AM PST by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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To: SWAMPSNIPER

Mentally ill.


15 posted on 12/19/2014 9:25:48 AM PST by CodeToad (Islam should be outlawed and treated as a criminal enterprise!)
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To: SWAMPSNIPER

Good God... the hornets that stung his lips... did he get video? They must’ve been massive!


16 posted on 12/19/2014 9:29:23 AM PST by ScottinVA (We either destroy ISIS there... or fight them here. Pick one, America.)
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To: GeronL

Indeed.

But Bikers, like Firefighters, tend to be amazing chefs.

We had:
Tossed salad
Italian 15-Bean Soup
Roasted redskin potatoes
Fresh Stringbeans with chopped Garlic
Chicken Marsala
Fresh Soft Italian Scali Bread and Real butter
Chocolate cupcakes

I averted my eyes and continued eating, amidst the loud invectives being hurled at the TV.


17 posted on 12/19/2014 9:29:28 AM PST by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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To: SWAMPSNIPER

Expensive face pu$$y.


18 posted on 12/19/2014 9:30:17 AM PST by chris37 (heartless)
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To: SWAMPSNIPER
Mad TV - Cosmetic Surgeon in a Box
19 posted on 12/19/2014 9:31:52 AM PST by MaxMax (Pay Attention and you'll be pissed off too! FIRE BOEHNER, NOW!)
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To: dainbramaged

Worse yet. Some butcher agreed and was paid to do this to him.


20 posted on 12/19/2014 9:33:54 AM PST by Jim from C-Town (The government is rarely benevolent, often malevolent and never benign!)
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