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1 posted on 11/25/2014 3:24:54 PM PST by Cry if I Wanna
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What fun is that?


26 posted on 11/25/2014 4:03:53 PM PST by Organic Panic
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Great...farts that smell like roses. Now if they could just master the dark arts of basic hygiene that have thus evaded them so far, I might be compelled to consider them part of the civilized world.


27 posted on 11/25/2014 4:05:05 PM PST by Caipirabob (Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
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Mine already do.


29 posted on 11/25/2014 4:06:59 PM PST by ImJustAnotherOkie (i)
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Having been to France and walking the streets I can tell you the french already possess a very skewed sense of smell, the nastier the odor the better they like it, it will cling to your body and takes weeks to wash away, so bad is it, you will long for the freshness and sweet smelling aroma of the American hog farm:)


31 posted on 11/25/2014 4:09:02 PM PST by PoloSec ( Believe the Gospel: how that Christ died for our sins, was buried and rose again)
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get that nobel prize ready!


32 posted on 11/25/2014 4:11:55 PM PST by camle (keep an open mind and someone will fill it full of something for you)
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A fart with any other odor is still a fart.

Gas collects in your intestines, then is propelled out your anus.


33 posted on 11/25/2014 4:14:42 PM PST by Usagi_yo (Coming events caste their shadow beforehand.)
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Dictator Obama figured that out 6 years ago.


35 posted on 11/25/2014 4:20:00 PM PST by kaehurowing
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made of 100 percent natural ingredients such as fennel, seaweed and blueberries.

Oh, fennel, seaweed and blueberries give me terrible gas.

It's a shame he didn't develop this when Le Petomane was doing his one man flatulist shows. Would have made a fine evening out so much more enjoyable.

36 posted on 11/25/2014 4:27:02 PM PST by eartrumpet
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This Christmas, give her the gift of flower smell. Truly a gift that keeps on giving.


37 posted on 11/25/2014 4:29:13 PM PST by ImNotLying
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Or, you could put roses in the back of your underwear. Say an old girlfriend shows up. Not only is she not repulsed by the odor coming from the back of your pants, but you have a ready-made gift to give her.

“How lovely. I’ve never received brown roses before.”


38 posted on 11/25/2014 4:30:10 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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I’ll bet the liberals have already bought all of them up.


41 posted on 11/25/2014 4:45:04 PM PST by FlingWingFlyer (Remember! When the GOP wins, it means the stupid American voters want bipartisanship.)
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When is a rose not a rose?


42 posted on 11/25/2014 5:08:09 PM PST by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
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From the country that hates bathing......


43 posted on 11/25/2014 5:09:53 PM PST by rrrod (at home in Medellin Colombia)
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Ooh how can I get some of these?


47 posted on 11/25/2014 7:06:56 PM PST by ViLaLuz (2 Chronicles 7:14)
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Its exactly like the Bob andTom Flatulante skit. lol


48 posted on 11/25/2014 7:14:05 PM PST by CommieCutter
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Day before yesterday I had Chili.

Yesterday I had Bean and Vegetable soup.

Last night I could have used these pills. Even the cat's eyes were watering.

49 posted on 11/25/2014 7:18:52 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Proud Infidel, Gun Nut, Religious Fanatic and Freedom Fiend)
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Every Wife’s Dream


50 posted on 11/25/2014 7:47:10 PM PST by Rodm
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The perfect gift to purchase on Brown Friday.


51 posted on 11/26/2014 6:56:58 AM PST by crusty old prospector
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ping


52 posted on 11/26/2014 7:13:24 PM PST by EveningStar
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