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Great...farts that smell like roses. Now if they could just master the dark arts of basic hygiene that have thus evaded them so far, I might be compelled to consider them part of the civilized world.
27 posted on
11/25/2014 4:05:05 PM PST by
Caipirabob
(Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
To: Cry if I Wanna
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Having been to France and walking the streets I can tell you the french already possess a very skewed sense of smell, the nastier the odor the better they like it, it will cling to your body and takes weeks to wash away, so bad is it, you will long for the freshness and sweet smelling aroma of the American hog farm:)
31 posted on
11/25/2014 4:09:02 PM PST by
PoloSec
( Believe the Gospel: how that Christ died for our sins, was buried and rose again)
To: Cry if I Wanna
get that nobel prize ready!
32 posted on
11/25/2014 4:11:55 PM PST by
camle
(keep an open mind and someone will fill it full of something for you)
To: Cry if I Wanna
A fart with any other odor is still a fart.
Gas collects in your intestines, then is propelled out your anus.
33 posted on
11/25/2014 4:14:42 PM PST by
Usagi_yo
(Coming events caste their shadow beforehand.)
To: Cry if I Wanna
Dictator Obama figured that out 6 years ago.
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made of 100 percent natural ingredients such as fennel, seaweed and blueberries.Oh, fennel, seaweed and blueberries give me terrible gas.
It's a shame he didn't develop this when Le Petomane was doing his one man flatulist shows. Would have made a fine evening out so much more enjoyable.
To: Cry if I Wanna
This Christmas, give her the gift of flower smell. Truly a gift that keeps on giving.
To: Cry if I Wanna
Or, you could put roses in the back of your underwear. Say an old girlfriend shows up. Not only is she not repulsed by the odor coming from the back of your pants, but you have a ready-made gift to give her.
“How lovely. I’ve never received brown roses before.”
38 posted on
11/25/2014 4:30:10 PM PST by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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I’ll bet the liberals have already bought all of them up.
41 posted on
11/25/2014 4:45:04 PM PST by
FlingWingFlyer
(Remember! When the GOP wins, it means the stupid American voters want bipartisanship.)
To: Cry if I Wanna
When is a rose not a rose?
42 posted on
11/25/2014 5:08:09 PM PST by
Jack Hydrazine
(Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
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From the country that hates bathing......
43 posted on
11/25/2014 5:09:53 PM PST by
rrrod
(at home in Medellin Colombia)
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Ooh how can I get some of these?
47 posted on
11/25/2014 7:06:56 PM PST by
ViLaLuz
(2 Chronicles 7:14)
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Its exactly like the Bob andTom Flatulante skit. lol
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Day before yesterday I had Chili.
Yesterday I had Bean and Vegetable soup.
Last night I could have used these pills. Even the cat's eyes were watering.
49 posted on
11/25/2014 7:18:52 PM PST by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Proud Infidel, Gun Nut, Religious Fanatic and Freedom Fiend)
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50 posted on
11/25/2014 7:47:10 PM PST by
Rodm
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The perfect gift to purchase on Brown Friday.
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