Posted on 09/25/2014 12:07:34 PM PDT by redreno
A dwarf who hired himself out for stag parties and hen nights has escaped jail after admitting pestering schoolgirls for sex.
Marc Corrier, who accompanied revellers on wild party nights dressed as an Oompa Loompa, harassed the four young girls over the internet.
The 4ft 2in performer from Motherwell, who can make £750 per night by being handcuffed to the groom, first messaged a pair of twins on Facebook when they were 15 and asked one to feel “his third leg'”.
He also sent explicit messages to a 13-year-old girl whom he met at an under 16s disco, initially offering the girl a job as a face-painter for £50 per day, before asking about her sex life.
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Probably a good way to keep the groom from getting any action from the stripper. I recall one guy that went to a stag party. He said the groom, and the bride’s father (and others) had sex with the stripper in front of everyone! (I’m guessing a dwarf handcuffed to them wouldn’t have hindered them in that case). Yuck!
A half-pint? That’s dwarfist!!
This concerns us normal folk how exactly?
Uh... Wut?
I just don’t read enough Dwarfist comic books, obviously.
Did you leave your sense of humor in your glove compartment today? ;-)
Sometimes it’s fun to be silly.
It was a pun - “dwarfist” vs “dwarf fist,” which was being used quite effectively in the comic.
I knew it was a stretch.
Orange is the new black, I’m told
He was just trying to make it big.
Our efforts may come up short.
“The WTF? story of the week.”
The post of the day!
I’m going to have to tear myself away from my Tanya Huff novels and get more comix.
So far, her stories have included a 450 year old vampire who still looks 17, a family of
werewolves, a 5,000 year old mummy with ties to Osiris, and a rather friendly ghost.
And those were just the Vickie Nelson stories.
I’m reading the first volume of a trilogy about guardians of normalcy who protect the
world from Hell and its demons. The story also has a ghost and a vampire rock singer.
Huff is alternately serious and humorous, and she can sure turn a tale.
“Once you’ve had orange you never go....er,....”
I don’t need that thought in my head.
What happened to Joeprobono? I noticed he was gone but don’t know what happened.
Goodbye cruel world - I’m off to join the circus
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/3167219/posts
I did catch that, and it wasn’t that much of a stretch.
Willy Wanka?
For some strange reason I can see Joe running a circus.
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