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The BEST Obituary EVER
Victoria Daily Times-Colonist ^ | July 6,7- 2014 | George's daughter

Posted on 07/11/2014 11:19:05 AM PDT by Don W

FERGUSON, George What to say about George? Certainly, no one could accuse him of having been a loving son, brother, or father. He'd gladly have stolen the shirt off your back and he was generous to a fault with other people's money. Was he a small-time con-man with grandiose schemes? Probably. But another view of him is that he was the most exciting member of his family and of the families he married into. He was a poor man's rhetorician who beguiled certain woman into buying into his promises and dreams. This latter view is lent some support by the fact that he was a United Church minister who passionately improvised sermons for congregations in Quesnel, Barkerville, Bella Bella, Greenwood, Nipawin, Sask. and Kelowna. It is impossible to say whether or not George was actually religious. Anyway, God's name rarely came up when George was flush.

George eventually became one of Oak Bay's characters. In the 1970's, he was an owner of the Blethering Place, along with his second wife, Janet. They also started the Old Blighty on Oak Bay Ave. They owned an antique store on the corner of Oak Bay and Foul Bay and they even had an auction, at which George was notable for having a parrot on his shoulder. One of his best stories was about being in his car with his new friend Chris in the seat beside him when it was suddenly surrounded by heavily-armed police officers. This was the beginning of the famous Rocancourt arrest scene of 2001. Some of George's favourite watering holes were the Oak Bay Beach Hotel, the Oak Bay Golf Club, and the Marina. Of late, George had to travel to and from these places on his senior's scooter, which he drove as recklessly - and sometimes as drunkenly - as he had driven his cars in earlier years.

George was always an optimist about his future. Right up until the aftermath of his last surgery, he hoped that he could get into sufficiently good shape to charm another woman into supporting him, or perhaps invent something that would make him a billionaire or maybe even win the lottery! He never complained about his later lot in life, living cheerfully in a small apartment that was just barely on the right side of the Tweed Curtain.

While George did not live well by some people's lights, it should be universally accepted that he did die well. In hospital, two days beforehand, he said he'd finished with the medical procedures he had been avidly seeking for the past few years; he said he was 'checking out'. He was completely calm and committed to the decision. The next day, we brought in some beer, toasted his life with him, drank with him, and helped him to make several thoughtful good-bye phone calls. He reminisced a bit and gave us a few unhelpful instructions. He died without pain the next evening, from a slow gastric bleed, with his wits about him and a light heart.

Turns out, his timing was impeccable: the next day we found out that he had been racking up ominous bank and credit card debts. Clearly, those supplemental incomes were about to dry up. In earlier years, George would sometimes slip out of a town after he had accumulated local debts and after the relevant woman's purse had been snapped shut. But of late, he was in no condition to skip town. And women just don't see old men on scooters as the stuff of their dreams - they see them as impending burdens. Perhaps George felt cornered. Perhaps he thought that, under his present circumstances, dying was the only way out. Whatever the story, no one can deny that George made his final exit with style and grace.

Read the story behind the obit and learn more about George Ferguson's life


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: conman; lovablerogue; scoundrel
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1 posted on 07/11/2014 11:19:05 AM PDT by Don W
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To: Don W
Best tombstone ever...


2 posted on 07/11/2014 11:30:18 AM PDT by Neidermeyer
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To: Don W

Sounds like a right old piece of shite to me.


3 posted on 07/11/2014 11:31:25 AM PDT by SayNoToDems (Will the dancing Hitlers please wait in the wings? We're only seeing singing Hitlers.)
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To: Don W

Old George seems to have had a hell of a life.

Bet he’s not too happy about the hell of his afterlife though.


4 posted on 07/11/2014 11:32:47 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: Don W

I’d hate to ask what a “colonist” is ....


5 posted on 07/11/2014 11:36:05 AM PDT by SkyDancer (If you don't read the newspapers you are uninformed. If you do read newspapers you are misinformed)
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To: Don W

Sounds like a useless horse’s ass who went through life lying and leaving a trail of failed marriages behind. I imagine the apparently wealthy women he seduced, married and then dumped were not much better.


6 posted on 07/11/2014 11:41:25 AM PDT by servo1969
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To: servo1969

His first two wives died of cancer. I did put a link to his bio just to avoid such knee-jerk responses. Thanks for reading it.


7 posted on 07/11/2014 11:43:16 AM PDT by Don W (To laugh, perhaps to dream...)
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To: Don W

Interesting life. At least he had a sense of humor about life.

Most obits don’t really tell a story like this one does.

Yes he outlived two wives, one who died at 39. That kind of event will change a man’s outlook. He is every man. RIP.


8 posted on 07/11/2014 11:53:36 AM PDT by DariusBane (Liberty and Risk. Flip sides of the same coin. So how much risk will YOU accept? Vive Deco et Vives)
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To: Don W

Seems like everybody I notice of late dies at 77.

Sobering.


9 posted on 07/11/2014 11:55:57 AM PDT by Sequoyah101
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To: Don W

Hunh-uh! I don’t believe this. It’s a hoax and somebody stole it from a Pat Conroy novel. Maybe Pat Conroy is behind all this.


10 posted on 07/11/2014 11:59:17 AM PDT by Resettozero
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To: Resettozero

I met one of his former neighbours last night. It’s no hoax.


11 posted on 07/11/2014 12:08:35 PM PDT by Don W (To laugh, perhaps to dream...)
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To: Don W
I met one of his former neighbours last night. It’s no hoax.

Well, okay then. But this the kind of fodder that makes Pat Conroy's novels so dang fascinating.
12 posted on 07/11/2014 12:12:25 PM PDT by Resettozero
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To: Resettozero

It’s not a hoax. The family was interviewed about this.


13 posted on 07/11/2014 12:15:26 PM PDT by vladimir998
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To: vladimir998
It’s not a hoax. The family was interviewed about this.

Well, okay then. But the family may be the ones perpetrating this hoax! Yeah...that's it!

Pat Conroy put them up to this!
14 posted on 07/11/2014 12:18:14 PM PDT by Resettozero
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To: Resettozero

Okay, we’ll go with that.


15 posted on 07/11/2014 12:20:50 PM PDT by vladimir998
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To: vladimir998
Okay, we’ll go with that.

Thanks. Feeling much better now. Knew everyone would see the light. (That Pat Conroy is something else, alright.)
16 posted on 07/11/2014 12:22:50 PM PDT by Resettozero
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