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Do Chickens Have a Sense of Humor? (this is a 'serious' question based on observations)
May, 31, 2014 | lee martell

Posted on 05/31/2014 6:43:00 PM PDT by lee martell

I work at a group home in Novato for disabled adults. I enjoy the job and my co-workers. I also like the city of Novato, a little to the north of San Francisco. Novato is a decent sized town, at 27 square miles, and a population of about 52000. There is a comfortable balance of the urban and the rural in this city. Many neighborhoods have started to keep a small group of chickens in their backyards. I believe roosters are allowed too, if they don't raise too much ruckus. I was at the group home today in the staff room, updating the medication log, when outside the rear window I began to hear a peeping noise. That peeping noise turned out to be one of the large hens that live in the house behind where I work. I was on hold with the pharmacy, and I heard this bird chirping out some sort of remarks to her sister hens. It sounded for all the world as though she was telling them something over and over that made the other two hens roar and cackle with laughter.

It was hysterical, I was on hold, with the pharmacy, and I listened as the lead Hen told her story a second time, but at a higher octave, and with a different ending. The other hens acted as though they had just heard the dirtiest, wildest joke ever to be told in a Novato backyard. They laughed for a good ten minutes. You know how contagious laughter can be, right? I soon also felt like laughing, but about what? When the pharmacist returned on the phone with my medicine orders, I was just about to explain to her why I was sniggering, but I thought no, she's gonna wonder if I'm in need of 'medication' myself. So I said nothing. Being from Detroit, I was not around many live chickens growing up, but after being in Novato a few years, I can now say I know the difference between how a Hen clucks vs how a Rooster clucks. I think they may have been reacting to a greedy pair of Blue Jays that kept coming by to help themselves to the Sunflower Seeds on the ground. Anyone else had such an experience listening to 'A Hen Party"?


TOPICS: Humor; Pets/Animals; Society
KEYWORDS: chickens; poultryspeakstome; whyditcrosstheroad
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1 posted on 05/31/2014 6:43:00 PM PDT by lee martell
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My neighbor has a dog named Sam. He talks to me. He says things. Bad things.


2 posted on 05/31/2014 6:47:14 PM PDT by ClearCase_guy (Fegelein! Fegelein! Fegelein!)
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Why does everybody feel the need to question the chicken about crossing the road?

Bunch’a damn fascists.


3 posted on 05/31/2014 6:51:12 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin.)
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You should listen to Sam. He has some important work for you to do with your Bulldog .44.
4 posted on 05/31/2014 6:51:27 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum ("The more numerous the laws, the more corrupt the government." --Tacitus)
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They keep trying to cross the road all the time, don’t they?


5 posted on 05/31/2014 6:52:34 PM PDT by SkyDancer (If you don't read the newspapers you are uninformed. If you do read newspapers you are misinformed)
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Why did the libertarian chicken cross the road?

“Why do you need to know? Do you have a warrant? Am I being detained? Am I free to go?”


6 posted on 05/31/2014 6:53:22 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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I know blue jays do. I was sitting on the porch one day watching a blue jay watch our cat prepare a hole to go to the bathroom in. After said hole met the cat’s standards he turned around to put it to use. Just then the jay flew right by the cat and cat lunged at him but missed. Messed his hole up so he straightened it out meticulously. when satisfied he turned around to do his morning business and here came the blue jay again. This went on for a good ten minutes. It was hilarious and yes birds do have a sense of humor.


7 posted on 05/31/2014 6:54:20 PM PDT by Lurkina.n.Learnin
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Well you know. I realize some chickens are moderate.

Not all chickens are buffalo wings but all buffalo wings are chicken.


8 posted on 05/31/2014 6:54:47 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin.)
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There would certainly be a lot more to them than we can really know.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybVb3t560oY


9 posted on 05/31/2014 6:55:20 PM PDT by Jonty30 (What Islam and secularism have in common is that they are both death cults)
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Do you have a neighbor named Craig?


10 posted on 05/31/2014 6:55:53 PM PDT by Hugin
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“Do Chickens Have a Sense of Humor?”

The feminist ones sure don’t.


11 posted on 05/31/2014 6:58:20 PM PDT by Hugin
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My cat seems to, based on his “oh yeah piss me off, well im gonna *wets on clothes*


12 posted on 05/31/2014 6:58:26 PM PDT by Mmogamer (I refudiate the lamestream media, leftists and their prevaricutions.)
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LOL!!!


13 posted on 05/31/2014 6:59:10 PM PDT by Enterprise ("Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities." Voltaire)
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Yes they certainly do ,, but like people they differ greatly in intelligence ,, I have a parrot that enjoys conversing with one chicken in particular ,, the others are too dense and can’t hold a conversation.


14 posted on 05/31/2014 6:59:22 PM PDT by Neidermeyer
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Owls don’t give a hoot.


15 posted on 05/31/2014 6:59:40 PM PDT by mountainlion (Live well for those that did not make it back.)
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yes, they do....but it’s foul. :P


16 posted on 05/31/2014 7:01:58 PM PDT by ZinGirl (kids in college....can't afford a tagline right now)
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Whenever we took a butcher knife to lop off their heads, the chickens didn’t seem to have a sense of humor.


17 posted on 05/31/2014 7:02:22 PM PDT by upsdriver (Palin/West '16)
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18 posted on 05/31/2014 7:05:00 PM PDT by BigEdLB (Now there ARE 1,000,000 regrets - but it may be too late.)
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The more important question is, do they have large talons?


19 posted on 05/31/2014 7:05:12 PM PDT by PlateOfShrimp
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I can't imagine chickens having a conversation. Chickens are some of the stupidest animals ever created. I had chickens when we lived in the country. A sudden very heavy rain started falling. The chickens looked up at the falling rain, it filled their nostrils and most of them drowned. True story!
20 posted on 05/31/2014 7:05:48 PM PDT by Ditter
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