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not sure if the HEADLINE is satire, but....what difference does it make?
1 posted on 12/05/2013 9:50:46 AM PST by Attention Surplus Disorder
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To: Attention Surplus Disorder

That is a dozen to many!


2 posted on 12/05/2013 9:55:53 AM PST by ColdOne (I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11) Hey, Harry Reid.. 1-800-318-2596!)
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To: Attention Surplus Disorder

It HAS to be satire. There are at least double that many loons in Hollyweird.


3 posted on 12/05/2013 9:55:54 AM PST by fwdude ( You cannot compromise with that which you must defeat.)
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It’s not like he’s an elected politician where lobbyists are coerced to buy up all the outstanding copies of the book. In a free market, his opinion doesn’t mean sh!t.


4 posted on 12/05/2013 9:57:30 AM PST by Gaffer
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The rejected stone is Jesus, not this pimp.


5 posted on 12/05/2013 9:58:03 AM PST by DManA
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+1 ;’)


6 posted on 12/05/2013 9:58:56 AM PST by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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AND he bought 50 copies himself.


7 posted on 12/05/2013 9:59:19 AM PST by Cyman (We have to pass it to see what's in it= definition of stool sample)
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That is racist, somebody buy his book and satisfy his rights of selling it to us. We are violating his free speech..... sigh....


8 posted on 12/05/2013 9:59:37 AM PST by lavaroise
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That’s sounds close enough to be true! Hilarious!


9 posted on 12/05/2013 10:00:01 AM PST by PistolPaknMama
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Hasn’t cracked the top 4,000 on amazon.


10 posted on 12/05/2013 10:00:14 AM PST by catnipman (Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!)
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"INTERLOPER!"

11 posted on 12/05/2013 10:02:32 AM PST by Dr. Thorne ("How long, O Lord, holy and true?" - Rev. 6:10)
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12 posted on 12/05/2013 10:05:20 AM PST by MeshugeMikey ( Visit http://icantenroll.com/ In Glitch We Trust....;o})
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This is some of the funniest satire I’ve ever read. Thanks for posting.


18 posted on 12/05/2013 10:12:23 AM PST by Fester Chugabrew
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He should have the new GF play she’s Mrs. Obama and he’s a rutabaga


19 posted on 12/05/2013 10:13:24 AM PST by bigbob (The best way to get a bad law repealed is to enforce it strictly. Abraham Lincoln)
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To: Attention Surplus Disorder; Revolting cat!; GeronL

George Soros doesn’t have time to make everyone a bestseller.


20 posted on 12/05/2013 10:14:55 AM PST by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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“the revered civil rights leader’s long awaited memoir has already sold 18 copies.”

How many of those did Sharpton himself buy? It is hard to imagine even 18 people being that stupid.

21 posted on 12/05/2013 10:16:16 AM PST by detective
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The reviews are in on Sharpton’s new book!

“I predict that it will be a best seller!” - Bob The Wino

“A must read!” - Hugo Chavez

“Sure to join the ranks of such classics as IN MY COLON and 50 WAYS TO BOIL SPAGHETTI!” - Pee Wee Herman

“I couldn’t put it down!” - Whoever’s Running North Korea

“With his new book, whatever it’s called, Al Sharpton proves once again that those writing skills he honed spray painting ‘EAT S**T HONKY’ on railroad cars prepared him for literary greatness!” - Jesse Jackson


22 posted on 12/05/2013 10:17:10 AM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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I checked to see if this was written by John Semmens.


23 posted on 12/05/2013 10:18:23 AM PST by afraidfortherepublic
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A dozen copies...? LMAO!


25 posted on 12/05/2013 10:20:49 AM PST by AngelesCrestHighway
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You know, there are cheaper forms of kindling...

Just sayin...

26 posted on 12/05/2013 10:22:06 AM PST by bayliving
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How in hell could anyone withstand the wit and wisdom of Al Sharpton in a book?


27 posted on 12/05/2013 10:22:19 AM PST by AngelesCrestHighway
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