Posted on 12/05/2013 9:50:46 AM PST by Attention Surplus Disorder
NEW YORK Reverend Al Sharptons new book, The Rejected Stone: Al Sharpton and the Path to American Leadership appears to be on an unshakable trajectory to success, according to its author. Since its release less than 30 days ago the revered civil rights leaders long awaited memoir has already sold 18 copies. A spokesperson at Sharptons publisher, Simon and Schuster, said the company wasnt the least bit surprised at the books sales numbers.
Political activist and singer, Barbra Streisand, held a book release party for Sharpton at her Malibu estate over the weekend. Streisand gushed that Sharpton is a selfless African American clergyman whos transformed himself into a normal person by indiscriminately destroying the lives of privileged white people. Streisand went onto say she and Sharpton will be recording a duet of the Amy Winehouse hit Back to Black in an effort to raise money to help pay for Sharptons back taxes.
Comedian Bill Maher arrived at the party with a bag of medical marihuana and an attractive African American prostitute on his arm. Reverend Al really knows how to stick it to Whitey and Hispanics who are white, Maher remarked after the party. Im just hoping he takes me out for a nice dinner before he sticks it to me.
Cher attended the party with her new son, Chaz. Unable to move her mouth because of massive Botox injections earlier in the day, Chers sentiments were conveyed by Chaz.
Mom feels that Reverend Sharpton is a national treasure. She still gets emotional when she hears his I Have a Dream speech.
And Reverend Jesse Jackson appeared on Sharptons radio show yesterday sounding enthusiastic about Sharptons new book. No one was able to interpret what he actually said, but it sounded enthusiastic.
Last night Al Sharpton was interviewed by Piers Morgan on CNN. Following is a transcript of their conversation.
piers morgan 1024x682 Al Sharptons New Book Sells Over a Dozen Copies in Less Than a MonthPIERS MORGAN: I welcome Al Sharpton to my show.
AL SHARPTON: You may call me Reverend.
PIERS MORGAN: Of course, Reverend. My mistake.
AL SHARPTON: No mistake taken.
PIERS MORGAN: Congratulations on the success of your new book. Over a dozen copies in just a few weeks!
AL SHARPTON: My publisher told me the sales of the book have far preceded his exterminations.
PIERS MORGAN: You have your own show on MSNBC, a daily radio show and now a best selling book. At what point is enough enough?
AL SHARPTON: When you fight for justice and equilibrium there never comes a time when enough is enough. Enough is enough when there is no more nuff.
PIERS MORGAN: Ive been told you were hoping a civil rights issue might coincide with the release of your book?
AL SHARPTON: We were keeping our fingers crossed for a murder or rape somewhere.
PIERS MORGAN: Youre referring to an African American being raped or murdered by a white man?
AL SHARPTON: Unfortunately there have not been any.
PIERS MORGAN: Does it disappoint you that more whites arent killing and raping African Americans?
AL SHARPTON: Well, lets just say it would help with book sales.
PIERS MORGAN: Yet even without a white on black crime for you to sensationalize your book has sold over a dozen copies in just a few weeks.
AL SHARPTON: Its like this, Percy, when I de-lice people to rise up and demand justice it creates opportunities for me to make a few bucks.
298 october 25 2013 1024 Al Sharptons New Book Sells Over a Dozen Copies in Less Than a MonthPIERS MORGAN: Barbra Streisand held a book release party for you at her Malibu estate. Thats pretty exciting.
AL SHARPTON: Yes, it was. Mrs. Streisand said I was the first African American in her house. Hell, I didnt find out until after the party was over that shes a Jew.
PIERS MORGAN: So what are your plans now, Reverend?
AL SHARPTON: Ill probably just go back home unless you know of something to do.
PIERS MORGAN: I mean, whats your next big career move? Will you be running for president in 2016?
AL SHARPTON: Its too soon to be delubricating a run for president. As you said, Im a busy man and Im making lots of money. Plus I have a new young girlfriend who keeps me busy, if you know what Im sayin.
PIERS MORGAN: (coughs) Uh, in your book you say it took time, maturity and growth for you to transform into the kind of leader who had the discipline to control yourself and your emotions.
AL SHARPTON: That was in my book?
PIERS MORGAN: You dont recall that statement?
Al Sharptons New Book Sells Over a Dozen Copies in Less Than a MonthAL SHARPTON: Im waiting for the big print edition to come out before I read what I wrote.
PIERS MORGAN: Reverend, how significant is your relationship with God in your day to day life?
AL SHARPTON: You make it sound like were dating.
PIERS MORGAN: What I mean is, does your faith play a role in your activities?
AL SHARPTON: (snickers) My girlfriend likes us to role-play that shes Mrs. Obama and Im an escaped convict, but we havent played any Bible characters yet.
(Al Sharpton looks into the camera)
AL SHARPTON: And remember kids, always use a progalactic.
PIERS MORGAN: Thats all the time we have tonight. Thanks for joining us, Reverend.
AL SHARPTON: My pleasure, Percy.
That is a dozen to many!
It HAS to be satire. There are at least double that many loons in Hollyweird.
It’s not like he’s an elected politician where lobbyists are coerced to buy up all the outstanding copies of the book. In a free market, his opinion doesn’t mean sh!t.
The rejected stone is Jesus, not this pimp.
+1 ;’)
AND he bought 50 copies himself.
That is racist, somebody buy his book and satisfy his rights of selling it to us. We are violating his free speech..... sigh....
That’s sounds close enough to be true! Hilarious!
Hasn’t cracked the top 4,000 on amazon.
"INTERLOPER!"
Is he pointing to Barbara Streisand without makeup?
Is this intended for the lo info voters? If it ain’t a free app I doubt they are buying any books to read...
There’s a dozen REALLY stupid people out there.
He didn't BUY anything. He may have stole them from himself/publisher. But he rest assured. Sharpton doesn't spend his own money on anything.
That's impressive, I don't care who ya are.
This is some of the funniest satire I’ve ever read. Thanks for posting.
He should have the new GF play she’s Mrs. Obama and he’s a rutabaga
George Soros doesn’t have time to make everyone a bestseller.
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