allah had it in for him....
FIN
for him
The ocean is a dangerous place. But how does one swim while holding a torch?
An ethnic Greek friend, whose family had lived in Egypt since the fourth century BC before moving here recently, told me of family weekend outings to beaches on the Red Sea. They would light bonfires and then grill swordfish in the embers. He said swordfish was delicious. I imagine the first Ptolemy doing likewise.
WTF (formerly known as CAIR) issued a statement this morning decrying the Islamophobia of cetacean biology.
Sheik Mohammed Muhumed Al Jabbar Mehummid Ibrahim Shasta Cola Al Jazeera, leading cleric for the People’s Islamic Republic of Kazakhstan, issued a formal fatwa declaring jihad againt aquatic life everywhere. “They have insulted the Profit!,” he exclaimed while fondling his eight year old third wife Oboywhatadeal.
Hundreds of Christians, Buddhists, Mormons, and Rastafarians were killed by irate mobs in revenge throughout the Middle East and select London suburbs.
The White House issued a statement apologizing for the incident, and suggested that the fish was motivated by an NRA video depicting Norwegian trawling operations. Gays in the military will wear their uniform trousers at half mast as a show of solidarity, although they’re not sure with whom.
Find it and behead the fish!!!!!
Ha! Those rascally SEAL Team 6! What will they camoflage themselves as next!
(I’m on book 8 of the Vince Flynn series - this swordfish was probably Mitch Rapp in disguise...)
Oh good. Arabs prefer to go by the sword, don’t they?
Better than crashing your magic carpet.
Israel blamed in 3...2...