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Posted on 07/21/2013 3:17:33 PM PDT by Windflier
Some uniquely American humor for a Sunday evening. Enjoy!
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: funnies; humor; retirement; seniors
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To: Berosus
Lizards (geckos) on your wall means fewer mosquitoes and roaches.
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posted on
07/21/2013 6:40:42 PM PDT
by
arthurus
(Read Hazlitt's Economics In One Lesson ONLINE http://steshaw.org/econohttp://www.fee.org/library/det)
To: RoosterRedux
But those horny, toothless, overweight yankee wimmen
are drivin’ us crazy Dems Damn Yankees
Yankees are like Hemorrhoids
The ones that come down and go back up ain’t so bad...
To: Berosus
In Việt Nam in the smaller towns where there is no glass in the windows and no screens, even relatively wealthy people consider themselves fortunate when there are a many con thằn lằn on the inside walls of the house at night. They say they keep malaria out.
103
posted on
07/21/2013 6:46:25 PM PDT
by
ThanhPhero
(Khách sang La Vang hanh huong tham vieng Maria)
To: carriage_hill
Im thinking a 2lb brick of Scrapple probably looks like C4, on an airport scanner. Funny story. I took two shock absorbers back with me to Berlin packed in my luggage.
You can imagine how that turned out.
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posted on
07/21/2013 7:00:27 PM PDT
by
VeniVidiVici
(Play the 'Knockout Game' with someone owning a 9mm and you get what you deserve)
To: VeniVidiVici
Cavity search on aisle 2, seat #37, TSA!
105
posted on
07/21/2013 7:09:18 PM PDT
by
Carriage Hill
(Guns kill people, pencils misspell words, cars drive drunk & spoons make you fat.)
To: Diana in Wisconsin
Don't know about the rest of the places but they nailed the Midwest.
The only things they could have added was that you know when to bring a hot dish and you know pasties don't belong on strippers.
106
posted on
07/21/2013 7:12:42 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Revenge is a dish best served with pinto beans and muffins)
To: afraidfortherepublic
Technically, Texans are not Southerners (they are Texans) but they use yall for both singular and plural. At least they did around Houston.I was born in Houston and lived most of my adult life in Houston. I never heard y'all used as singular in Houston or elsewhere in the state. The only time I have heard y'all used as singular is in movies where they are trying to talk Southern but don't know how.
To: bigheadfred
We are all armed to the teeth racists with no sense of humor. Hey watch it with the broad brush, buddy.
I happen to like a good filthy joke now and then.
To: carriage_hill
Cavity search on aisle 2, seat #37, TSA!*LOL! Close!
109
posted on
07/21/2013 7:34:05 PM PDT
by
VeniVidiVici
(Play the 'Knockout Game' with someone owning a 9mm and you get what you deserve)
To: Fightin Whitey
To: HangnJudge
To: Fightin Whitey
now Dats one I hain't seen b'fore
To: carriage_hill
Yup, and you KNOW the dog’s gonna go berserk wither way. Didn’t help matters to have a 5 pound log of venison salami in there too!
113
posted on
07/21/2013 9:10:57 PM PDT
by
Axenolith
(Government blows, and that which governs least, blows least...)
To: Old Sarge
But he sure had some mighty fine wine... Maybe that's why that bull frog couldn't talk so good.
114
posted on
07/21/2013 9:12:19 PM PDT
by
Windflier
(To anger a conservative, tell him a lie. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth.)
To: arthurus
Yea, but those little bastards work for Geico [Government Employees Insurance Company]... lol
115
posted on
07/21/2013 9:17:00 PM PDT
by
Axenolith
(Government blows, and that which governs least, blows least...)
To: Axenolith
Notice Geico doesn’t have any mosquitos?
116
posted on
07/22/2013 4:31:12 AM PDT
by
arthurus
(Read Hazlitt's Economics In One Lesson ONLINE http://steshaw.org/econohttp://www.fee.org/library/det)
To: Lakeshark
“10. Lutherans are the strongest gang and have the best colors...”
Quit hoggin’ da hotdish, Eh!
117
posted on
07/22/2013 6:13:12 AM PDT
by
Diana in Wisconsin
(I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set...)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
:) Best pasties in Milwaukee, bar none. Ain’t never goin’ back if I can help it, but they are the best!
118
posted on
07/22/2013 6:14:52 AM PDT
by
Diana in Wisconsin
(I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set...)
To: TigerClaws
“better then you guys. More better is youse guys
119
posted on
07/22/2013 6:44:55 AM PDT
by
capt B
To: carriage_hill
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