Posted on 07/17/2013 5:48:33 AM PDT by Clintons Are White Trash
UNIVERSITY CITY A dried-out batch of asparagus has touched off a debate about racial discrimination, grocery stores and the role of citizen-led commissions.
It started in May when resident David Olander was perusing the produce section of the University City Schnucks. He noticed the asparagus werent resting in a tray of water.
It was just sitting there dried out, said Olander, a member of the citys human relations commission.
Olander summoned an assistant manager, and then he asked the question: Did the quality of the asparagus have any relationship to the stores location in a black neighborhood?
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Commissars and Commissariats
What could possibly go wrong?
In these latter days of egregious and blatant Black and Hispanic privilege, is there anything - anything at all - that DOESN’T prompt questions about racial discrimination?
I’d say it was time for that grocery store to get the heck out of dodge and let the people starve and take it up with this fruitcake.
It's the law.
It’s getting harder and harder to tell whether these articles come from The Onion.
This be bein d school! Asparagus new school. I be goin now to play on my CAT tire swing and watch out fo gorilla rapists .........
Dried out asparagus = racism?!?! How ridiculous!
This is why satire postings drive me crazy. We get actual news stories (like this one) which are more bizarre than the satire stuff.
Our society is just a joke. Nuke it from orbit.
Mr. Olander, being a pasty white crackah ought to be smarter. He could have been targeted for for the KO game of a flash-beatdown.
Instead of suggesting to the store manager that asparagus does better if it standing in some water ( though even in California I have never seen asparagus displayed that way....it is usually just in the veggie case near the greens and celery with occasional sprayers going off), this yob decides that HE is on a mission.
Save us all from these types of do gooders
The store’s racism was confirmed by the observation that next to the Asparagus was a small rack containing envelopea of Hollandaise sauce mix.
Holland is obviously full of white people!
Where are the envelopes of mix to make Nigeria sauce?
/s
Hatred of whites?
The real take away is the city should not have a human relations commission or whatever they call it.
“envelopea” = “envelopes”
Correct spelling is racist.
Just another example of black-on-black crime.
>>Commissars and Commissariats
>>What could possibly go wrong?
Somebody round up the Romanovs — their asparagus isn’t wilted!
Probably just an issue of employee training.
Weed is supposed to be dried; Asparagus not so much.
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