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'If My Vagina Was a Gun'
youtube ^ | 7-11-13 | The Young Turks

Posted on 07/13/2013 12:08:41 PM PDT by smokingfrog

When it was Katie Helm's turn to speak, she knew what to do with her brilliant protest poem, "If My Vagina Was a Gun," noting the hypocrisy of Texas conservatives. Cenk Uygur and Ana Kasparian discuss.

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Health/Medicine; Poetry; Science; The Poetry Branch; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: abortion; leftwingnutjobs; poetry; texas
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To: smokingfrog

‘If My Vagina Was a Gun’ I wouldn’t need a condom to keep from getting pregnant.


81 posted on 07/13/2013 3:25:18 PM PDT by arthurus (Read Hazlitt's EcThomics In One Lesson ONLINE http://steshaw.org/econohttp://www.fee.org/library/det)
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To: smokingfrog

‘If My Vagina Was a Gun’ it might make for an interesting bank robbery.


82 posted on 07/13/2013 3:25:54 PM PDT by arthurus (Read Hazlitt's EcThomics In One Lesson ONLINE http://steshaw.org/econohttp://www.fee.org/library/det)
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To: smokingfrog
'If My Vagina Was a Gun'

Even the grammar is wrong. it is conditional thus:'If My Vagina Were a Gun.'

83 posted on 07/13/2013 3:27:42 PM PDT by arthurus (Read Hazlitt's EcThomics In One Lesson ONLINE http://steshaw.org/econohttp://www.fee.org/library/det)
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To: smokingfrog

How is it none of these geniuses understand that abortion is about the uterus and not the vagina?


84 posted on 07/13/2013 4:16:41 PM PDT by muir_redwoods (Don't fire until you see the blue of their helmets)
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To: tacticalogic

85 posted on 07/13/2013 4:36:28 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( ==> sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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To: Lazamataz

The right to a bare vagina shall not be infringed....


86 posted on 07/13/2013 7:54:49 PM PDT by NonLinear (Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.)
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To: NonLinear
Bear vagina?


87 posted on 07/13/2013 7:57:56 PM PDT by Lazamataz (If illegal aliens voted (R), then the Dems would create the tightest border security in the world.)
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To: smokingfrog
"If My Vagina Was a Gun,"

Open carry or concealed?

88 posted on 07/14/2013 3:29:58 AM PDT by Take_Ur_shot (Some day things are going to be as bad as they are right now!)
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To: smokingfrog

It’s not a gun, it’s more like a screen door in the South in July: Been banged so much it’s so damned loose it’s about to fall off its hinges. Full of bugs, too, just like a screen door.


89 posted on 07/14/2013 8:31:40 PM PDT by CodeToad (Liberals are bloodsucking ticks. We need to light the matchstick to burn them off. -786 +969)
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To: smokingfrog

If it was...

I’d stay dfar away from her that time of the month....


90 posted on 09/04/2014 6:43:01 AM PDT by freebilly (How about this-- we stop trying to elect the unelectable)
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To: CodeToad; smokingfrog
It’s not a gun, it’s more like a screen door in the South in July: Been banged so much it’s so damned loose it’s about to fall off its hinges. Full of bugs, too, just like a screen door.

Yeah.

But I'd still hit it.

91 posted on 09/04/2014 6:51:50 AM PDT by Lazamataz (First we beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them.)
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To: All
Classy thread.

Leni

92 posted on 09/04/2014 6:58:59 AM PDT by MinuteGal
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To: Lazamataz; freebilly

I wouldn’t touch that with a 10 ft. bore snake.


93 posted on 09/04/2014 7:18:38 AM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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To: smokingfrog; freebilly
I wouldn’t touch that with a 10 ft. bore snake.

Just leaves more for me.

Excuse me, I have some delicate, gorgeous women to hit it with.

94 posted on 09/04/2014 7:21:44 AM PDT by Lazamataz (First we beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them.)
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To: MinuteGal
Any time I am around, the thread will simply seep and dribble class and refinement.

The upscale sophistication just leaks out of the thread like oozing bodily fluids, once I arrive.

95 posted on 09/04/2014 7:24:33 AM PDT by Lazamataz (First we beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them.)
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To: Perdogg

Katie, is your vagina going to fit in my nightstand lock box?

Next question: is it clean?


96 posted on 09/04/2014 7:27:21 AM PDT by RinaseaofDs
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To: smokingfrog

My counter-poem:

If my gun was a vagina, you would finally declare
That I have the right to keep it, and even to bear.
If my gun was a vagina, you’d lose all your zeal,
To overturn the laws that allow me to conceal.

If my gun was a vagina, you’d finally stop
Claiming that the only legit owners are cops.
But my gun is no vagina, it is only a tool
And there is no such thing as assault vag’s, fool.

If my gun was a vagina, you’d never find it wise,
To legally limit the capacity and size.
If my gun was a vagina, things would change a lot,
So leave my gun be, you dull, stupid t***.

— Copyright 2014, Laz A. Mataz


97 posted on 09/04/2014 7:36:32 AM PDT by Lazamataz (First we beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them.)
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To: Lazamataz

OMG! Who could resist those lovely tats?


98 posted on 09/04/2014 7:56:28 AM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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To: Lazamataz

I’d shoot it and hit it....


99 posted on 09/04/2014 9:03:05 PM PDT by freebilly (How about this-- we stop trying to elect the unelectable)
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To: DManA

LOL!!!! Literally!

RKBV!!!

The Founders were brilliant! LOL!!!


100 posted on 11/11/2016 11:46:51 PM PST by proud American in Canada (May God Bless the U.S.A. (Trump: I will bear the slings and arrows for you, the American people))
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