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You won't believe what I did today
Posted on 09/26/2012 4:05:46 PM PDT by BereanBrain
Today I was on a business call to the CIty of Dallas (@ Dallas City Hall).
On arrival, I noticed that the annual Sagging Summit (a nationwide meeting of local community leaders who are fighting the sagging pants epidemic) was meeting on the 6th floor of City Hall (main room).
After my meeting, We proceeded out to the parking lot and were chit-chatting with my co-worker, when a couple - a woman and what appeared to be her boyfriend who was holding his sagging pants with one hand, and his crotch with the other. She asked me "Where do we go to get ID?".
I smiled and replied "6th floor, Mam".
We beat a hasty retreat back to the office :)
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Local News
KEYWORDS: humor
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To: BereanBrain
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posted on
09/26/2012 4:09:20 PM PDT
by
Girlene
To: BereanBrain
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posted on
09/26/2012 4:16:53 PM PDT
by
funfan
To: BereanBrain
Voter Suppression...
Hilarious Voter Suppression!
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posted on
09/26/2012 4:20:29 PM PDT
by
rwilson99
(Please tell me how the words "shall not perish and have everlasting life" would NOT apply to Mary.)
To: BereanBrain
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posted on
09/26/2012 4:21:00 PM PDT
by
cardinal4
(If Baraq Hussein Obama had a son he would look like Rageboy)
To: BereanBrain
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posted on
09/26/2012 4:23:14 PM PDT
by
smokingfrog
( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
To: BereanBrain
Scared the catz, that laughing caused.
/johnny
To: BereanBrain
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posted on
09/26/2012 4:27:43 PM PDT
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Skooz
(Gabba Gabba we accept you we accept you one of us Gabba Gabba we accept you we accept you one of us)
To: BereanBrain
YOU are a genius!
Act of the Day!
Congratulations!
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posted on
09/26/2012 4:28:36 PM PDT
by
RitaOK
( VIVA CHRISTO REY)
To: BereanBrain
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09/26/2012 4:37:49 PM PDT
by
Caipirabob
(Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
To: BereanBrain
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posted on
09/26/2012 4:38:54 PM PDT
by
manic4organic
(We won. Get over it.)
To: BereanBrain
I swear if my daughter comes home with one of those I’ll pull his pants the rest of the way down and set them on fire.
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posted on
09/26/2012 4:39:12 PM PDT
by
Blood of Tyrants
(Never believe anything in politics until it has been officially denied.)
To: BereanBrain
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posted on
09/26/2012 4:44:32 PM PDT
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GeronL
(http://asspos.blogspot.com)
To: BereanBrain
I see kids like that and I ask “What died?”
After they say “Huh?” I reply : “You have your pants at half mask, so what died?”
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posted on
09/26/2012 4:44:54 PM PDT
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Nateman
(If liberals are not screaming you are doing it wrong!)
To: BereanBrain
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09/26/2012 4:47:14 PM PDT
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Nateman
(If liberals are not screaming you are doing it wrong!)
To: Blood of Tyrants
I’m thinking I’d grab the industrial staple gun, pull them up and staple them. That, or duct tape.
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09/26/2012 4:52:21 PM PDT
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ro_dreaming
(G.K. Chesterton, “Christianity has not been tried and found wanting. It’s been found hard and lef)
To: smokingfrog
To: BereanBrain
Lookin’ like a fool wit’ yer PANTS on the ground ...
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09/26/2012 4:54:57 PM PDT
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ArrogantBustard
(Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
To: BereanBrain
+©+ ...your medal
|_$C$_| ...your Chick filA gift certificate
< = > ...a kiss from Miss America
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\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/
People waving at you during your ticker tape parade
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posted on
09/26/2012 4:59:47 PM PDT
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Tuanedge
(Tigers don't eat horns.)
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