I swear if my daughter comes home with one of those I’ll pull his pants the rest of the way down and set them on fire.
I’m thinking I’d grab the industrial staple gun, pull them up and staple them. That, or duct tape.
By "them" you mean the pants, not the twig and berries?
Actually you should do what a neighbor did to his son’s teenage friend. Neighbor is about 6’2”, works in the oil patch and is about 230 lbs. of solid muscle. Had already told his son about house rules and bringing friends over with exposed underwear. But his son brought his friend home with him anyway with several inches of exposed underwear.
Neighbor walked up quietly behind the kid and grabbed the sides of the jean shorts and pulled them up around the kid’s nose, lifting the kid about 6 inches off the floor in the process. Kid is going to walk funny for a while but not because his pants are falling down.
by them, I assume you’re referring to his pants...right?