Dog Shaming

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[TexasCajun]

Too funny.

Ole Chett was like a pitt bull with a soup bone, he just couldn't let go.

[Fast Moving Angel]

This one was my favorite. Still laughing :-)

[freeangel]

Toooo funny!

[TexasCajun]

[Dysart]

"Some guy called while you were out. Said his name was "Chet." He didn't leave a message."

THAT is funny right there.

[Slings and Arrows]

Maybe he prefers it because it has the scents of his family on it.

[Not A Snowbird]

I’m pretty sure that’s why he does it. He’s especially fond of my husband’s smelly workout clothes.

[Dysart]

"We can't show our faces after a rambunctious session of tug of war went horribly awry and ended with the crashing of a certain shattered ornamental vase"

"Feeling guilty I retire early and dream of redemption"

[shibumi]

Can I move in with you?

I want to live in that leather wing-back on the left.

(I’ll be real quiet, honest I will.)

[Dysart]

Good eye, but you’d have to fight me for the leather chair...it’s my favorite freeping chair. Don’t discount the other one in the shot- it’s also a recliner.

Dogs run this household, and you will have to submit your application to the chairman of the pack. That’s the protocol.

[Salamander]

Hell, I’d be happy to sleep on their floor.

[Slings and Arrows]

Kind of flattering, in a way.

[Dysart]

Well, the more the merrier I say. I won't mind the extra dogs and snakes if y'all can manage to overlook my slight eccentricities...I know what you're thinking— "NO WAY"— but it's true, you know: lots of nocturnal wild goose chases, painting by candlelight, experimental cooking, impromptu theater with stuffed animals, leftist forum trolling, loud music, poetry readings, a little chanting, that sort of thing.

Completely normal to me, but some find it mysterious. And that I don't understand.

[trisham]

Tell me more. :)

[Dysart]

Hahahaha All else shall only be revealed to those within the circle of trust.

[shibumi]

As for the late nigh - we like Alien abductions the best. Only the way we do it, it's the Aliens that get abducted.

And we try to include a lot of overtones in the chanting.

[shibumi]

Sorry, I should have pinged you to #36.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

I was not aware my cats had doggie cousins. :)

Solved (partly) with glass enclosed curio cabinets for breakables. However they managed to knock my onyx duck off the coffee table and dented the floor. How they managed it I do not know. That darned duck weighs twenty pounds if it weighs an ounce.

[Dysart]

I hear ya. Turning the tables on Aliens is a rewarding endeavor. But I've never been able to lure them into my lair; no success at all, tho not for lack of trying. Seems these days, they all want not only a living remuneration, but benefits. Benefits!

So I cut the grass myself while chanting in the Gregorian tradition.