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Posted on 07/13/2012 5:55:33 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

Fool's Paradise Day

When : July 13th

This special day seems a bit like an oxymoron. How can a fool reach, or experience, Paradise? And, how could a place BE Paradise, if fools inhabit the place? We don't know the answers to these important questions. We can only speculate, as we have yet to find the creator of this special day. We will leave the philosophical thought about this day to you the reader.

In the meantime..................

Have a wonderful Fool's Paradise Day!


Or you can celebrate..................

Embrace Your Geekness Day

When : July 13th

 Embrace Your Geekness Day is a great day to be a Geek. Or, to know a Geek.

A geek is an individual who is highly intelligent (brainy) and technically oriented. They are most often associated with the computer, and computer systems world. A geek is usually formal, studious and into his technical world, often to the exclusion of all else. A geek is closely related to a "Nerd". A nerd however, may or may not possess technical expertise.

Some people view the term "Geek" with a negative connotation. Are they jealous of your knowledge and skills, perhaps? We certainly think so.

Enjoy Embrace Your Geekness Day to the fullest. Spend plenty of time with your computer. Talk computer lingo and jargon. If you are a geek, stand tall and proud. Isn't it great to be so brilliant and gifted!?



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: foolsparadise; friday; geekness; ofst
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To: unique1

61 posted on 07/13/2012 10:57:25 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: sunny48
A blonde is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: "Did you find the shampoo?"

He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine."

62 posted on 07/13/2012 11:12:31 AM PDT by tomkow6 (...................TOMKOW6 ! The ONLY voice of reason & sanity in a chaotic Canteen!...............)
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To: Lucky9teen

63 posted on 07/13/2012 12:03:04 PM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: Lucky9teen

Yesterday,
All those backups seemed a waste of pay.
Now my database has gone away.
Oh I believe in yesterday.

Suddenly,
There’s not half the files there used to be,
And there’s a milestone hanging over me
The system crashed so suddenly.

I pushed something wrong
What it was I could not say.
Now all my data’s gone and I long for yesterday-ay-ay-ay.

Yesterday,
Need for backup seemed so far away.
Seemed my data were all here to stay,
Now I believe in yesterday.

Anonymous


64 posted on 07/13/2012 12:18:36 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Dragons don't have friends. The nearest they can get to the idea is an enemy who is still alive.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

65 posted on 07/13/2012 1:16:21 PM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: Lucky9teen
Coming to a street near you....


66 posted on 07/13/2012 2:36:57 PM PDT by unique1
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To: Lucky9teen; JoeProBono

A nun was going to Chicago. She went to the airport and sat down waiting for her flight.

She looked over in the corner and saw one of those weight machines that tells your fortune. So, she thought to herself, “I’ll give it a try just to see what it tells me.”

She went over to the machine and put her nickel in and out came a card that said, “You’re a nun you weigh 128lbs and you are going to Chicago, Illinois.”

She sat back down and thought about it. She told herself it probably tells everyone the same thing, but decided to try it again.

She went back to the machine and put her nickel in. Out came a card read, “You’re a nun, you weigh 128lbs you’re going to Chicago, Illinois and you are going to play a fiddle.”

The nun said to herself, “I know that’s wrong, I have never played a musical instrument a day in my life.” She sat back down.

From nowhere a Cowboy came over and set his fiddle case down next to her. The nun picked up the fiddle and just started playing beautiful music.

Startled, she looked back at the machine and said, “This is incredible. I’ve got to try it again.”

Back to the machine, she put her nickel in and another card came out. It said, “You’re a nun, you weigh 128lbs, you’re going to Chicago, Illinois and you’re going to break wind.”

Now, the nun knows the machine is wrong; “I’ve never broke wind in public a day in my life!” Well, she tripped, fell off the scales and broke wind.

Stunned, she sat back down and looked at the machine. She said to herself, “This is truly unbelievable! I’ve got to try it again.”

She went back to the machine, put her nickel in and collected the card.

It said, “You’re a nun, you weigh 128lbs, you have fiddled and farted around and missed your flight to Chicago!”


67 posted on 07/13/2012 2:50:28 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Eric Holder's NAACP rally against the voter ID laws required the press to bring govt issue photo ID.)
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To: Lucky9teen; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows

Can u pronounce good english:-

read along woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof.

Test results: U r a good dog.

Now stop barking.


68 posted on 07/13/2012 2:51:37 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Eric Holder's NAACP rally against the voter ID laws required the press to bring govt issue photo ID.)
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To: martin_fierro

Damn straight.


69 posted on 07/13/2012 2:55:24 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: ShadowAce

Blonde #1: Christmas is on a Friday this year.
Blonde #2: I hope it isn’t the 13th.


70 posted on 07/13/2012 3:18:29 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Eric Holder's NAACP rally against the voter ID laws required the press to bring govt issue photo ID.)
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To: Lucky9teen

71 posted on 07/13/2012 4:54:45 PM PDT by april15Bendovr (Free Republic & Ron Paul Cult = oxymoron)
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To: real saxophonist
> Frank Zappa on the Steve Allen Show, 1963

Thank you SO much for posting that link. I've been a Zappa fan since "Freak Out!", and also have huge respect and appreciation for Steve Allen. I somehow had no idea this clip existed. You made my evening!

72 posted on 07/13/2012 7:41:35 PM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: Lucky9teen

Thanks for posting.

My daughter’s school has the ‘Nerd Heard”.


73 posted on 07/13/2012 8:32:25 PM PDT by Missy Fallon
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