[billorites]

Whether you can toss dwarfs on a Los Angeles’ beach remains unclear...

[the_devils_advocate_666]

What are they going to do next, ban midget porn?

[G Larry]

How ugly do the girls have to be, when this is the “added attraction”?

[albie]

Midgets make money doing this. Leave ‘em alone. They WANT to do it. Nobody is holding a gun to their little heads. Oh. Sorry. I’m using common sense and logic. Won’t work.

[Jack Hydrazine]

I wonder if the Leopard’s Lounge will be adding dwarf bowling to their line up of participatory activities?

[Cicero]

Sandra Pupatello, the Party Pooper.

[Yo-Yo]

"Nobody tosses a dwarf!"

[blueunicorn6]

“Dwarf-tossing pros” - You can make a living doing this? I suppose they’ll have dwarf-tossing teams in college. Probably can get a scholarship in it.

“I lettered in Dwarf-tossing at Berkley. They offered me a full-ride scholarship for the sex toy team at Northwestern, too.”

[Red_Devil 232]

Can you bring your own Dwarf, or does a tosser have to use a supplied Dwarf?

[bunkerhill7]

The club next door, YellowBrick`s, is offering dwarf-tossing into a Volkswagen-sized bowl of tossed salad.

The dwarf must be pre-oiled and sprinkled with croutons and vinegar.

[OrangeHoof]

I remember an old “L.A. Law” episode where a ban on dwarf-tossing was passed and the dwarf sued complaining the city was denying his right to earn a living.

[Liberty Valance]

Let the celebrations begin!

[SWAMPSNIPER]

Well, as long as the dwarf wants to be tossed it isn't anyone else's business!

Given all the other things now considered civil rights being tossed is perfectly reasonable, and a lot less disgusting than some things.

[cherry]

this is what I would expect from loser middle aged,fat, balding men who need to go pay someone to take off their clothes....seems about the intelligence level....