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Whether you can toss dwarfs on a Los Angeles’ beach remains unclear...


2 posted on 02/10/2012 12:32:54 PM PST by billorites (freepo ergo sum)
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If they’d make it legal in the US we could get the unemployment rate down below 7% fast!

Probably have to hire illegal midgets....ours won’t do it.


4 posted on 02/10/2012 12:36:22 PM PST by Recon Dad (Gas & Petroleum Junkie)
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Timely LMAO!!!


5 posted on 02/10/2012 12:37:26 PM PST by Recon Dad (Gas & Petroleum Junkie)
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Whether you can toss dwarfs on a Los Angeles’ beach remains unclear...

On or near the beach, it's a $1000 fine for dwarf throwing, Memorial Day to Labor Day. (A dwarf is not a volley ball...) Additionally, if the dwarf sticks the landing hard enough, the little person will exceed the 18 inch digging limit and thus incur a separate $1,000 fine.

6 posted on 02/10/2012 12:37:56 PM PST by kingu (Everything starts with slashing the size and scope of the federal government.)
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