To: billorites
Whether you can toss dwarfs on a Los Angeles’ beach remains unclear...On or near the beach, it's a $1000 fine for dwarf throwing, Memorial Day to Labor Day. (A dwarf is not a volley ball...) Additionally, if the dwarf sticks the landing hard enough, the little person will exceed the 18 inch digging limit and thus incur a separate $1,000 fine.
6 posted on
02/10/2012 12:37:56 PM PST by
kingu
(Everything starts with slashing the size and scope of the federal government.)
To: kingu
On or near the beach, it's a $1000 fine for dwarf throwing, Memorial Day to Labor Day. (A dwarf is not a volley ball...) Additionally, if the dwarf sticks the landing hard enough, the little person will exceed the 18 inch digging limit and thus incur a separate $1,000 fine.UNLESS you're tossing the dwarf in or over the Pacific Ocean, or of course if you have obtained a dwarf-tossing permit in advance.
Ignorance of the law is no excuse... ;-)
To: kingu
What about shooting them out of a cannon?
11 posted on
02/10/2012 12:49:48 PM PST by
Jack Hydrazine
(It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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