[G Larry]

How ugly do the girls have to be, when this is the “added attraction”?

[RetroSexual]

How ugly do the girls have to be, when this is the “added attraction”?

Dude, it's Canada. Some of the "girls" are brown bears...

[billorites]

Why would guys be bringing their dates to dwarf-tossing night at a strip club?

To paraphrase Groucho, "I wouldn't be seen with a girl would accompany me to such a place."

Well, the one in the miniskirt maybe...