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Dwarf-tossing at Ont. strip club not illegal
The Sudbury Star ^
| January 31, 2012
Posted on 02/10/2012 12:30:30 PM PST by billorites
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To: billorites
Whether you can toss dwarfs on a Los Angeles’ beach remains unclear...
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posted on
02/10/2012 12:32:54 PM PST
by
billorites
(freepo ergo sum)
To: billorites
What are they going to do next, ban midget porn?
To: billorites
If they’d make it legal in the US we could get the unemployment rate down below 7% fast!
Probably have to hire illegal midgets....ours won’t do it.
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posted on
02/10/2012 12:36:22 PM PST
by
Recon Dad
(Gas & Petroleum Junkie)
To: billorites
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posted on
02/10/2012 12:37:26 PM PST
by
Recon Dad
(Gas & Petroleum Junkie)
To: billorites
Whether you can toss dwarfs on a Los Angeles beach remains unclear...On or near the beach, it's a $1000 fine for dwarf throwing, Memorial Day to Labor Day. (A dwarf is not a volley ball...) Additionally, if the dwarf sticks the landing hard enough, the little person will exceed the 18 inch digging limit and thus incur a separate $1,000 fine.
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posted on
02/10/2012 12:37:56 PM PST
by
kingu
(Everything starts with slashing the size and scope of the federal government.)
To: billorites
How ugly do the girls have to be, when this is the “added attraction”?
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posted on
02/10/2012 12:38:45 PM PST
by
G Larry
(We are NOT obliged to carry the snake in our pocket and then dismiss the bites as natural behavior.)
To: kingu
On or near the beach, it's a $1000 fine for dwarf throwing, Memorial Day to Labor Day. (A dwarf is not a volley ball...) Additionally, if the dwarf sticks the landing hard enough, the little person will exceed the 18 inch digging limit and thus incur a separate $1,000 fine.UNLESS you're tossing the dwarf in or over the Pacific Ocean, or of course if you have obtained a dwarf-tossing permit in advance.
Ignorance of the law is no excuse... ;-)
To: G Larry
How ugly do the girls have to be, when this is the added attraction?Dude, it's Canada. Some of the "girls" are brown bears...
To: billorites
Midgets make money doing this. Leave ‘em alone. They WANT to do it. Nobody is holding a gun to their little heads. Oh. Sorry. I’m using common sense and logic. Won’t work.
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posted on
02/10/2012 12:46:07 PM PST
by
albie
To: kingu
What about shooting them out of a cannon?
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posted on
02/10/2012 12:49:48 PM PST
by
Jack Hydrazine
(It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
To: albie
So I tossed a dwarf as far as I could. He bounced off the floor and slammed into the wall.
Dwarf got up, came back and said to me “I’m not happy.”
I replied “Well which one are you?”
To: billorites
I wonder if the Leopard’s Lounge will be adding dwarf bowling to their line up of participatory activities?
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posted on
02/10/2012 12:52:48 PM PST
by
Jack Hydrazine
(It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
To: billorites
Sandra Pupatello, the Party Pooper.
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posted on
02/10/2012 1:01:32 PM PST
by
Cicero
(Marcus Tullius)
To: billorites
"Nobody tosses a dwarf!"
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posted on
02/10/2012 1:04:23 PM PST
by
Yo-Yo
(Is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
To: G Larry
Why would guys be bringing their dates to dwarf-tossing night at a strip club?
To paraphrase Groucho, "I wouldn't be seen with a girl would accompany me to such a place."
Well, the one in the miniskirt maybe...
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posted on
02/10/2012 1:04:58 PM PST
by
billorites
(freepo ergo sum)
To: the_devils_advocate_666
Oh, my heavens!
It's Mitt Romney at lower left!
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posted on
02/10/2012 1:10:11 PM PST
by
billorites
(freepo ergo sum)
To: billorites
“Dwarf-tossing pros” - You can make a living doing this? I suppose they’ll have dwarf-tossing teams in college. Probably can get a scholarship in it.
“I lettered in Dwarf-tossing at Berkley. They offered me a full-ride scholarship for the sex toy team at Northwestern, too.”
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posted on
02/10/2012 1:11:05 PM PST
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: billorites
Can you bring your own Dwarf, or does a tosser have to use a supplied Dwarf?
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posted on
02/10/2012 1:23:24 PM PST
by
Red_Devil 232
(VietVet - USMC All Ready On The Right? All Ready On The Left? All Ready On The Firing Line!)
To: Red_Devil 232
Well this has to be the headline of the day.
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posted on
02/10/2012 1:32:25 PM PST
by
VA_Gentleman
("Poor Al Gore. Global warming completely debunked via the very internet you invented." -Jon Stewart)
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