Police: Woman Offered Sexual Favors In Exchange For McNuggets

Times Community News ^ | 1/16/12 | Maria Hsin

[Lmo56]

A Los Angeles woman was arrested after she offered sexual favors in exchange for chicken McNuggets, Burbank police said.

Khadijah Baseer of Los Angeles reportedly opened customers’ car doors in the drive-thru of McDonald’s on the 1700 block of Olive Avenue about 11 p.m. Wednesday, asking for free chicken McNuggets in exchange for sexual favors, Officer Joshua Kendrick said.

A man told police Baseer approached him but he refused the offer.

Baseer was arrested Wednesday on suspicion of prostitution.

[dsrtsage]

“Wonder if I can get a grant?”

“Funding for hair boogers, sure, not a problem. If Michelangelo tried for NEA funding, he’d be turned down. Separation of church and state and all that.”

You can easily get funding for hair boogers if you figure out how to tie an increase in the phenomena with global warming.

[JRios1968]

[Slings and Arrows]

Don't forget the dipping sauce.

[null and void]

I saw what you did there...

[null and void]

Chicken nuggets? What would she do for Lobster Thermadore?

Laundry?

[MasterGunner01]

That's rather strange . . . I did not know Michelle Obama was in Los Angeles and got a McNuggets craving.

[ApplegateRanch]

Ok.. so we have calls to 911 because McDs ran out of Chicken McNuggets.
Numerous fist fights over Chicken McNuggets
Numerous general brawls started over Chicken McNuggets
Prostitution for Chicken McNuggets.

Can someone tell me what it is about Chicken McNuggets that causes this level of anarchy and chaos?

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It may have something to do with an extra, herb locally secretly added to the already blended-in herbs and spices.

[Opinionated Blowhard]

My one nephew likes McDonalds. I have gone with him at times. The restaraunt is dirty. Trash is overflowing. And the meat in the sandwich is putrid. I ate a couple bites and threw it away. One time water was coming out from under the bathroom door and no one seemed to care. Maybe it just the ones around me but they have really gone down hill.

[EQAndyBuzz]

Well, any thought of ever eating at McDonalds again has just left my head.

[SoothingDave]

But what would she do for a Klondike bar?

[discostu]

I guess it was more scarring for me. I generally avoid eating anything that was on the menu when I was there, if the grossness is a mystery it somehow seems more palatable. And the only way I’d ever eat a McRib was if my other choice was starvation.

[traumer]

Khadijah Baseer.... isn’t multi-culturalism GREAT ??

[Clay Moore]

They just have something to them that the competition can't match.

[Enterprise]

There is a lot of material here for humor. However, I side with those who would have tried to determine if she was genuinely hungry and was motivated by the need for food. If I could have determined that this was the case, I would have declined her offer of sex, but I would have bought her some food.

[Slings and Arrows]

Begging for a meal is one thing - I’ve fed people who’ve done that. This woman’s behavior, though, suggests that she has worse problems than hunger, and may be a danger to anyone who tries to help her.

[Enterprise]

I do agree. If she had asked for food it would have made the situation more logical. Offering to engage in criminal activity makes it suspicious.

[ExCTCitizen]

McDonald’s attracts some lowlifes lately. I guess that is why I like Sonic or Checker’s for burgers.

[Danae]

[GSWarrior]

[tacticalogic]

Call me crazy, but someone who is willing to have sex for Chicken McNuggets, probably isn’t worth having sex with.

I'm guessing she's not the Egg McMuffin of lays.