Muslim Cleric's Warning: Cucumbers Too Sexy for Women

Fox News ^ | December 8, 2011 | Foxnews.com

[Rytwyng]

An Islamic cleric living in Europe reportedly has warned Muslim women not to get too close to bananas, cucumbers or other produce -- to avoid having “sexual thoughts.”

The unnamed cleric, whose directive was featured in an article in el-Senousa, a religious publication, purportedly said that if women wanted to eat these foods, a third party -- preferably a male related to them, such as their father or husband -- should cut the items into small pieces before serving...

[Rytwyng]

Truly, truly, it is a religion of peas. They can't allow cucumbers -- they are too afraid of cuckumboldry.

[jdsteel]

(Cue the music) I’m...too sexy for my cuke...too sexy for my cuke, so sexy you’ll puke.

OK, it’s a lot funnier if there’s music....

[60Gunner]

More proof that Islam is a gathering of men who are nothing more than f*cking perverts.

[Old Sarge]

Do your little turn on the catwalk...

[Allegra]

What a bunch of weirdo pervs.

Cucumbers are a big part of Arabic cuisine.

[notpoliticallycorewrecked]

This is the worse case of ***** envy I have ever heard of.

[sheik yerbouty]

It’s the inbreeding...

[unkus]

LOL

[Rytwyng]

ping

[Carthego delenda est]

My wife insinuated that the left over neck arched up of a hanging de-cappetated turkey resembled, well, something or another.

[RingerSIX]

Mohammad’s sister drove a pickle wagon.

[TigersEye]

Muslim men are obviously not up for the competition.

[Squantos]

Time to send em a truck load of geoduck !

Merry Christmas young lady....

[wardaddy]

that’s funny because Brasilian slang for a willie is “peruzinha”

more or less...”affectionate little turkey”

[Titan Magroyne]

FTA: An Islamic cleric living in Europe reportedly has warned Muslim women not to get too close to bananas, cucumbers or other produce — to avoid having “sexual thoughts.”

I was going to accuse the ‘Slami males of flattering themselves with the comparison, but indeed this must be the result of fears of coming up *cough* ...short.

[Never A Dull Moment]

LOL! A Masterpiece of Understatement.......lolololol

[Colorado Cowgirl]

My next door neighbor was fired for sticking his finger in the pickle slicer? Oh, and they fired her too.

[TigersEye]

Yo, Fatima. Once you go schnitzel you'll forget Achmed's twizzle!

[Allegra]

ROFL!

A very Merry Christmas to your and yours also, FRiend.

[ApplegateRanch]

Cukes, bananas, or other produce...may cause sexually thoughts in women?

This, coming from alleged men who get off “thighing” infants & toddlers; shagging sheep & goats...then in some cases must ‘marry’ them; who become uncontrollably aroused at the sight of an unbagged female, is truly laughable.

I believe it is called “projection”.

...said that if women wanted to eat these foods, a third party — preferably a male related to them, such as their father or husband — should cut the items into small pieces before serving...

Ritual genital mutilation of a rival!