My wife insinuated that the left over neck arched up of a hanging de-cappetated turkey resembled, well, something or another.
that’s funny because Brasilian slang for a willie is “peruzinha”
more or less...”affectionate little turkey”
When my now 30 year old son cooked his first turkey he thought it was one. I had to explain to my then 29 year old son it was a neck.
He gets it from his Dad’s side :)